The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Subjects, I had an idea!

*prepares mentos cannon*

 

[Sassafrass]

Crikey, subject Ren thinking, that's dangerous. XD
But go ahead.

 

[Ren3004]

Very funny, subject Sas... Haha...

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm only kidding subject Ren. *Hugs*

But this idea is?

 

[Ren3004]

A coke and mentos powered cannon, subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Genius, subject Ren. WE MUST DO THIS NOW!!!

 

[Ren3004]

*readies cannon* Subject Sas, will you do the honours?

 

[Sassafrass]

Just tell me what to do, subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

Well, subject Sas, first you fill the cannon with mentos, then you aim, and then you pour coke through this hole here.

 

[Sassafrass]

OK, subject Ren. *Loads mentos into cannon, pauses before he pours the coke in*
Have you got a camera set up to film this?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course, subject Sas. *points to the several Asylum security cameras*

 

[Sassafrass]

Excellent subject Ren. In 3, 2, 1... *Pours coke into cannon then backs away*

 

[Ren3004]

*the dragon is wounded by the cannon and plummets towards the ground* Excellent, subject Sas!

 

[Sassafrass]

Shall we go and finish it off, subject Ren? *Produces a J-RPG sized sword* XD

 

[Ren3004]

Well, subject Sas, how would we get back to the flying asylum?

 

[Sassafrass]

Don't we have teleporters, subject Ren?
[sup]Teleporters isn't a word, says Chrome...is now.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

The teleporters...? How about grapple hooks, subject Sas?
[sub]Firefox says that too. Although Firefox says that Firefox isn't a word XD[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...Much much cooler, subject Ren.
[sup]Firefox doesn't get into Chrome's either. XD[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*gives a grapple hook to subject Sas and takes a crowbar and a grapple hook for himself*

Let's go!
[sub]Coincidence?
Speaking of JRPG swords, my friend ended up getting FF.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Hell yeah! *Grapples down to dragon* (Subject)

[sup]A little bit, probably. XP
And yay. Are they enjoying it?[/sup]