The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

*jumps down*
Subject Sas, did we forget something?
[sub]He didn't try it yesterday and I haven't spoken to him today yet, so I don't know XD.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...I don't think so, subject Ren...
[sup]Ah, I see. Well, he might not enjoy the first few hours as they are a bit slow story-wise, although action-packed.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas... how are we supposed to break out fall?
[sub]I think he may actually like that better. What may put him off is the linearity at the start of the game.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...I actually don't know, subject Ren. ><'
[sup]Maybe, It's like that more or less to Chapter 11, when it gets to the hunting missions.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

DAMN! *removes his shirt and uses it as a parachute*

Subject Sas, are you okay!?
[sub]Maybe this time he'll actually finish a FF game.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...I think I landed on my face, subject Ren.
[sup]He might do. It's kinda short compared to others.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas! You didn't hurt your beautiful face, did you?
[sub]I don't think it's a matter of length, he didn't finish X because he got to a boss that he couldn't beat and he didn't have a save that he could go back to and level up, and he didn't finish XII because his PS2 started erasing saved games.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

I don't think so, subject Ren...
[sup]Ah, right. I personally found X's bosses to be easy, but annoying. XP And that's a strange glitch.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Thank goodness, subject Sas! *beats dragon with crowbar*
[sub]I think it was something wrong with the power supply, so the console would turn off and erase data from the memory cards or something.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm OK, subject Ren, I think... *Gets up*
[sup]Still, kinda weird.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Good, good, subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Feels face* Subject Ren, am I missing any teeth?

 

[Ren3004]

No, subject Sas, why?

 

[Sassafrass]

It kinda feels like I am, subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

You're not, subject Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, OK then, subject Ren. How's the dragon killing going?

 

[Ren3004]

I could use your help, subject Sas...
[sub]Where did everyone else go? 0.o[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Certainly, subject Ren. *Draws J-RPG sword, holds it one handed*
[sup]I haz theory! If you wanna here me sounding like a moron, send me a PM.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*drives crowbar through dragon's paw*
Come on, subject Sas!
[sub]Okay.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on, gimme a moment, subject Ren. *Pulls out a tub of hair gel and styles hair* XD