The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gets the cameras*
....That effects me how, Subject Sas? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Good lad, set them up in hidden locations, subject Waffles!
Because I'll be coming after yours afterwards! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The usual places, Subject Sas?
*Grabs Subject Sas collar* You want my balls?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY BALLS!!! XD!

 

[Sassafrass]

Of course, subject Waffles. In all the corners, middle of the ceiling and one in Toast's shower room.
I SHALL PUT THEM ON MY MANTLEPIECE!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

....I still don't understand why I gotta put one in Toast's shower room, Subject Sas.
YOU COULDN'T EVEN HOLD THEM, SUBJECT SAS!!! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Just do it, subject Waffles.
...I could make so many jokes here but I'm not going to as they are horr- IS THAT BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM?! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Puts hidden camera in Subject Toast's room*
.....I really shoulda saw that co-NO!!! IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE TO GIANT FOR HUMANS TO COMPREHEND!!! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Thank you, subject Waffles.
Yes, yes you sho-OH YEAH?! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Does the "I'm watching you" motion to Subject Sas*
I'm stu-YEAH!!! A SINGLE PUBIC HAIR WOULD MAKE YOUR WHOLE BODY IMPLODE!!! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Why are you watching me, subject Toast?
Yes, yo- IT WOULD PROBABLY IMPLODE THE UNIVERSE!!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Just cause, Subject Sas....
Don't agree with m-YOU'RE ONLY HELPING MY POINT!!! WHAT THE HELL!? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...I see, subject Waffles.
Why no- I'M LURING YOU INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY!!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

...Ok then, Subject Sas....
Just do-OH!.......IT WORKED!!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

//Ignore.

 

[Sassafrass]

... ...*Pokes subject Waffles*
Wh- AHA!!! MY EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED!!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Is poked by Subject Sas*
Just d-CONGRATS! WANNA COOKIE?!?! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

*Pokes subject Waffles in eye with cattle prod*
W- YES, YES I WOULD, YOU BALLSY MAN, YOU! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Rolls around on the floor in pain*
J-WELL THAT'S TO FUCKING BAD, SUBJECT SAS!!! BECAUSE I MADE YOU A COOKIE BUT I EATED IT!!! XD!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Giggles and pokes more*
-GAH!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL, SUBJECT WAFFLES!!! XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*VC: Subject Waffles* *Kills Subject Sas*
*Slightly moves tongue*-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD