The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

Very good, Subject Bryght!

Hi, subjects!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Frank Sinatra-My Way blasts over speakers*
*Is reading Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter*
......I wonder where subjects are.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*hyper beams wall*

*walks in* Thanks, Pupi! Hello, Subjects!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Closes book*
Ask and ye shall a get an answer....
*Throws book*
*Puts on a happy and ignorant face*
Hiya, Subject M2!
*Shoots muffin at*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*bullet times muffin*

*muffin hits Pupi in the face*

Pupitar?

Hello, Subject Waffles.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

D'AWWWWWWW! Look at the lil' cuttie! He's like a giant cocoon!
*Gives Subject Pupitar an oran berry*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, try not to patronize my son. XD

*hits record player; Stand by me plays*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

//om nom'd....

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Oh.....*Ahem!* What a manly man of a son you have there, Subject M2! He possible the most manliest man I've ever seen! XD

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, he's only level 53. You don't have to be that grovely.
Larvi!

Yes, I was getting to you, love...

 

[Sassafrass]

*Sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Good evening, subjects.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives Subject Lavitar a oran berry*
He should be the awesomest Pokemon soon, huh, Subject M2?

Heyo, Subject Sas!
*Shoots muffin at*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, you should see my other kids. *shows pictures* That's my daughter Rhyperior, and that's my daughter Dragonair, and here's my daughter Slowpoke...No wait, she just evolved into a Slowbro, and that's my son Gible.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Waffles...is this muffin chocolate chip?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

4 words, Subject M2.....BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!

Why yes it is, Subject Sas.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, sex doesn't have the same importance attached to it for us that it does for humans.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Still "Bow-chika-bow-wow", Subject M2.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Waffles..thank you. *Noms muffin* *Intro to CSI: Miami plays*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
.....I need to say that, Subject Sas.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, I see you've been watching Keruso.