The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What's happening, subject PR?

...For now...*Evil grin* XD!!! [sub]...Yes, shush. XD[/sub]
...PMs, doll. XD
See what information we can havest, subject Smith...[sub] A tinier one mind you, but do not want! >< I am not the chosen one![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yay! *Makes the doll dance on Shep's head* X3

Oh yeah, subject M2? :3

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Yeah, Subject Vee. She's pretty good at it. I love her for other aspects, but it's nice to have an artist to my writer.

 

[Ren3004]

I was asking about the weird thing subject Vee... You know what? The same thing happened to me today!

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=green>*Giggles*
(Subject)

 

[Sassafrass]

SUBJECT M2, NO!!! IT SHALL NOT TAKE ME SHRIVELLED BLACK THING!!! [sup]Just to be clear, I mean my soul here. XD[/sup]

...Welp. *Hides* XD [sup]Hey, I forgot it too. XD[/sup]
... ...OK, it maybe the fact I've been in HUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! mode all day but ya lost me, subject Vee. XD!
Indeed I will, subject Smith... [sup]Well...nah, you've got emotions. XD[/sup]

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas, GIVE IT YOUR ALL! LET IT HOLD YOU IN IT'S ARMS LIKE A CHILD! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, look at my nation's current issue.

Spoiler: Internet

Certain shadowy ministerial figures have proposed government monitoring of individual internet usage.
The Debate

1. "In these days of terror and uncertainty, it's exactly what we need," says Jack Jong-Il, signing an arrest warrant. "Every pervert, terrorist, bomb-building maniac and anti-government idiot is currently online. I'm not saying that we should block citizens from seeing it, but let's also watch who's seeking it out. This will give our law enforcement officers the chance to prevent crimes before they happen. If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."


2. "Well, I AM saying we should block out that filth," says a man in a dark hat, stepping from the shadows. "If people want to use the internet, they can view our government-approved sites. Those are swell."


3. Privacy activist Faith Bush is outraged, as usual. "Tyranny is the natural result of limiting information! Someone, somewhere, will always find something offensive -- mimes for example. Those scare the hell out of me. But should we ban them? No! Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!"

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject M2, I WILL NEVER HOLD IT!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I like that analogy, subject M2. :3

We're here~!

Come back~ XD [sub] We're not good~ XD[/sub]
PMs. I'll tell you in PMs, subject Sas~ XD
What? Really, subject Ren?!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vee, you know, you might just be one of the nicest people I know. :3

 

[Smagmuck_]

<color=green>Where is this "Angel" of yours? : /

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Shep, right there.*points to decaying body*

 

[Sassafrass]

Whhhhhhhhhhhhy? XD [sup]Well...at least we remembered it eventually. XD[/sup]
...Ah. I gotcha now, subject Vee. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject PR, that's pretty awesome.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because, subject Sas~ X3 [sub] That is true. XD[/sub]
Right, right. *Pats head and gives a cookie* XD

It's all looking up, eh, subject PR?

*Blushes* Aw stop, subject M2~ X3

Yeah! What the skeleton said, doggy~!

 

[Sassafrass]

Because why, subject Vaudikins?~ :3
!!! *Grabs cookie and runs up tree to nibble on it* :3 *Twitches nose*

Subject Max, just checked my NS, got this.

Spoiler

The Issue

The popular daily cartoon strip "Barry the sasquatch" has always been highly critical of the political system within Sasquatch99, but in recent weeks the cartoon has depicted the main characters throwing melted cheese at unpopular politicians. Inspired by this, protestors armed with fondue sets stormed a government building, cheesing off several government officials.

The Debate

"It's just a bit of harmless fun!", says Samuel Thiesen, creator of Barry the sasquatch, while spraying your advisors with melted cheddar. "If the government were doing a better job people wouldn't feel the need to throw cheese at them. We should be free to express our displeasure in any way we choose. Besides, my cartoon books are selling like hot cakes, and that's got to be good for the economy, right?"


"This has got to stop!" insists Charles Steele, head of the censorship board. "I spent 3 hours this morning scraping wensleydale out of my hair! Arrest these lunatics! The protestors and the people responsible for this vile cartoon, throw them all into jail!"


"Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Hack Chicago, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Vee, yes. Or at least the closest organic equivalent.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Sas and Max,

Spoiler: Issue

A coalition of expectant mothers (Mothers 4 Justice) has banded together to demand legislation allowing for six months of fully paid maternity leave.
The Debate

1. "Six months?! Six WHOLE months?!" blusters Bianca Jones, a payroll manager. "Six whole months of being fully paid by our company for doing nothing but looking after a baby?! This will sink the small businesses and lose us an obscene amount of revenue! We cannot allow this to pass!"


2. "I believe that passing this law will be a step in the right direction," says Jennifer Rubin, the nation's most outspoken feminist advocate. "These kids need their mothers' love and attention during an important part of their growth development! I don't see why mums should be forced to juggle with the stress of bringing up children and having a job! It's simply too much! Six months maternity leave with full pay is what this country needs - even if it is at the expense of a few avaricious fat cats."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

3. "Look, I've got an idea," says Tobias Li, an obsessive centrist. "Perhaps we can allow for six months of paid maternity leave, but have the government pay the companies for lost revenue? That way the mothers can bring up their children without financial worries, companies won't lose investors, and everyone will be happy. Apart from the taxpayers, of course, but you can't please everyone."

Subject Vee, tis true! *hug*