Subjects...
The Issue
Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Feldoria, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections.
The Debate
1. "Give us the vote!" cries protester Naki Steele, before hurling another volley of eggs. "It is the right of the many to decide who leads our country, not the few! If we don't get democracy right now, we'll... we'll, uh... we'll throw more eggs, that's what we'll do! Don't say you haven't been warned!"
2. "Elections?! Have they gone quite insane?!" shouts red-faced government hard-liner, Miranda Hendrikson. "We can't possibly allow that rabble to have such a degree of control over this country! They're never happy! One moment they're demanding democracy, the next they'll be complaining about all the new taxes! If we dropped taxes, you'd find that they'd be much more compliant. And if they're not, we'll get the army to fill 'em full of lead."
Or do I continue to be a corrupt dictator?