The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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No problem, subject Sas.
After several reports of pet unicorns violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.
The Debate
1. "These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Alexei Mistletoe, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
2. "Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Freddy Longbottom, covered in scars from previous encounters with unicorns. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
3. "I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Buy Jong-Il, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
4. "Who cares!?" screams Faith O'Bannon as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"
The Debate
1. "These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Alexei Mistletoe, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"
2. "Why punish the poor things?" asks animal-lover Freddy Longbottom, covered in scars from previous encounters with unicorns. "All they need is good hands to care and rehabilitate them. We need a government education programme to tame them and turn them into loveable pets. The one I'm holding right now shows that it can be done. They are all good, kind creatures deep d- argh!"
3. "I agree that we shouldn't kill them," says Buy Jong-Il, a famous lawyer. "But I don't think the owner should get away with breaking the law! This is clearly a case of 'intent to greviously harm' if I ever saw it. All citizens should be held accountable of their pet's actions as if they had done the act themselves. It's the only way to be fair - after all, they're just dumb animals."
4. "Who cares!?" screams Faith O'Bannon as he sends out his pirate radio station broadcast. "Just repeal any laws preventing us from shooting the things when they attack and we'll be able to save ourselves without this stupid, authoritarian, overbearing government and legal system wasting our tax money!"
That might be the best option, subject Ren. I need to try and sort my economy out myself.
[sup]That's a great name. And sorry for slow PM, I'm kinda distracted by Dr. Who.[/sup]
[sup]That's a great name. And sorry for slow PM, I'm kinda distracted by Dr. Who.[/sup]
Ah, coolio, subject Ren.
[sup]...No, it's a Smith episode.
But I like them so...yeah.[/sup]
...What happened, subject Waffles?
[sup]...No, it's a Smith episode.
But I like them so...yeah.[/sup]...What happened, subject Waffles?
Subject Waffles, can't you do both. Man watching Megas now reminds me of how good Cartoon Network was in 2004 and 2005.
*screams into the air and shakes fist*
Why Ted Turner!? Why did you do the stupid thing and cancel all these shows!?!? DX
*screams into the air and shakes fist*
Why Ted Turner!? Why did you do the stupid thing and cancel all these shows!?!? DX
It's doable, Subject Max, and yes Ted Turner is a Stupid McStupidhead for canceling all the good shows.