The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

I must go, Subjects, I keep getting distracted from this Pivot that I'm working on.

 

[Sassafrass]

OK, see you later then, subject Kcits. Good luck with it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back from getting my hair cut.
*sees know one is here and starts to rummage through other Subject's stuff*
Oh look, some of the Subjects' diaries.*starts to read them*

 

[Sassafrass]

*GASP!* Subject Max! ...Pass us a couple, please?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, your diary is the one with the most juicy details.
Also, just to torture you:

Spoiler: Llamas with Hats 3

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh yeah, why is that, subject Max?
AND DAMMIT! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you described in detail all your hopes and dreams as well as your fears that I can use to crush them.
Also, Ha Ha. XP

 

[Sassafrass]

...Have I ever told you I respect you a lot, subject Max?
...*Sulks* Also, seeing as it's just us here, feel free to ask my random stuff about myself.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, recently no.
Oh and okay.
Where do you find yourself to be in 5 years?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, I respect you a lot, subject Max. Would one care for a foot rub?
Hmm. I'm not really sure. Employed would be a good start, maybe living with my GF or at least nearer then I am to her now. Seeing as I've never been asked that question, I don't think I can answer it.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, if you're trying to get your bank account number and or diary back then you're out of luck. I sold them on ebay since I made copies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Max, have I ever told you I have a nuclear stockpile?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, your attempts at bribes have fallen on short ears. But then again I have no ears.
Skull joke!*puts quarter in jar*

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, that wasn't a bribe, that was a threat, subject Max.
and that was your first one in aaaaaaaages.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, yes it was. Also, that threat is lame. They Asylum's outer coating is indestructible.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, who said they were on the outside? *Suddenly stood atop 50 10 Megaton nukes*

 

[TheStickman]

Courtesy of me, Subject Max.

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subjects.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, subject Kcits and Ren.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Ren and Kcits.
Subject Sass, who said I was inside the Asylum.*inside underground bunker*