The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

*Throws Justin Bieber, Hannah Montana, and the Jonas Brothers into machine*
*Grabs spiked hammer*
Let's play, Subject Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Kcits, let's!*hits model clen in the face with mallet*
Yay, that's 500 right there!

 

[TheStickman]

*Hits Joe Jonas with spiked hammer*
*Takes his ear off*
What's that get me, Subject Max?

 

[Ren3004]

*Hits Justin Bieber/Baby/Beaver/Bean with the mace*
Like this, subject Max?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Hits all celebs with nail-board* Yay, lotsa fun, subjects!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects, I return from Toy Story 3, and it's official. Manly tears were shed.

 

[TheStickman]

Am I the only one who didn't cry when I watched Toy Story 3, Subjects?

 

[Ren3004]

Subject M2, I want to watch it.

No, subject Kcits, there was also that guy with Sjogren's syndrome.
[sub]Thank you, House M.D.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, I watched it the day it came out. I think it's awesomeness is fueled by manly tears for I shed some too.
Subejcts, you're doing great!*takes off Nick Jonas' head*
There's a 1000.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Kcits, I have another question.
Am I the only one who hasn't watched TS3?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Kcits, it wasn't crying. It was manly crying.

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Ren apparently hasn't watched it, Subject Sas.

Whassat, Subject Ren? *Bonks Hannah Montana's head in*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects Sass and Ren, go watch TS3 now and cry some damn manly tears for it. It was an excellent movie!

 

[Ren3004]

A disease that stops production of tears, subject Kcits.

Subject Sas, let's watch it together!

Subject Max, I would, but the movie theatre is closed at this hour.

 

[TheStickman]

Whatever, Subject M2. I still didn't shed any.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Ren, you're better off getting medical info from Doogie Hauser than House, and that says a lot.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I do not cry at all... >> <<

I see, subject Kcits.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Ren, that seems......rare.

Subject Sas, you will.

Subject Kcits, you almost have no soul.

 

[TheStickman]

Then consider me soulless, Subject M2. I didn't cry when my great-grandmother died, either. (I swear, I even tried to cry, I just couldn't)

 

[Ren3004]

What seems rare, subject M2?