The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[WafflesandBacon]

*Locks myself in the No Learning Allowed fort*
HA! XD
(Subject)

 

[TheStickman]

I just kept it in a room temperature drawer until it started growing mold, Subject Max. Then I left it in there longer.

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subjects.

 

[Baby Eater]

Subject M2 And Another Thing wasn't written by Douglas Adams so I don't really count it.

And it's easy to get rich for the food subject Waffles. Just put some money in a savings account and since Milliways is millions of years in the future, you'll be rich!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Heyo, Subject Ren!
*Shoots muffin at*

Holy shit, Subject Toast! Why aren't we there NOAW!?

 

[Ren3004]

*noms muffin*

Subjects, my study has been invaded by ants.

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Ren. Also at least they aren't Army Ants.
Subjects Kcits and I are going to Nintendo of Japan to beat up some programmers for their evil programing of Kaepora Gaebora! Care to join us?

 

[TheStickman]

Giant Aerosol Cheese Monster looks delicious... (Subject)

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Toast, it's arguably better than Mostly Harmless.

 

[Ren3004]

I would if I knew what that was, subject Max.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You poor thing, Subject Ren!
*Gives Raid*

.....Explain, Subject Kcits.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, Kaepora Gaebora is an owl from Ocarina of Time that whenever you find him he will speak a mountain of text to you that you most likely already know because it's common sense. So you will be mashing the A button to skip through it all, but the people of Nintendo programed it so that the option to replay all the information is on top of the one that doesn't. So since you're mashing A you will most likely accidentally hit the repeat function and have to go through all the text again.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Max, you have my sword!

 

[TheStickman]

Subject Waffles. Imagine Aerosol Cheese. You know, the kind you put on crackers and stuff. Now imagine a giant monster made out of that.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, no we are beating them with a stinky sock filled with stinky old butter! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, hey.

 

[Ren3004]

Good enough for me, subject Max.

Hello, subject Sas.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects, I have never been so infuriated by a game before, especially a good one!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello Subject Sass.
Subject Ren, get your stinky sock! XD
Subject Kcits, you're on that episode. Seriously that aerosol cheese actually looked good.

Subject Mudkip, which game?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....Fucking awesome, Subject Kcits!

Heyo, Subject Sas!
*Shoots muffin at*