The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

...Still love him, subject Max. *Twitches slightly*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, and he was going to sell a baby dragon in Avilar on the black market to make a fortune.

 

[Sassafrass]

...I can over-look that, subject Max. *Twitches more*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, oh and he insults you during the course of the game. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...How annoying are the insults, subject Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, pretty annoying.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Then he must die, subject Max.
Or whatever the alternative to death is in Spyro games. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you make him poor after you beat the Sorceress. In fact I just beat her right now. I have 146 Dragon Eggs and I only need 3 more. One is from the last hub world that I didn't get because if you get them all and then get Moneybags' Dragon egg it won't say level complete anymore. Just 6/6 eggs. While the third egg is from a little mini Sparx World that is only unlocked when you beat the Sorceress. The final Egg is in the Bonus World when you must get 50,000 gems from the Bonus world and combine them with the ones you currently have.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, I see, subject Max. I shall wish you good luck.
Now, excuse me while I go kill a demon child. >>

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, beat Moneybags, got all my gems back, and got the missing egg. Just need one more then it's off to the bonus worlds. Also demon child?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yay, subject Max!

And yeah, a demon took over a child in Dragon Age. I had a choice to either enter the Demon's Realm and kill it, or kill the kid to remove the demon. Seeing as I did the entering the demons world last time out, I killed the kid.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, I'm in the bonus world now. It's called: Super Bonus Round! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Max, best name evah! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, now I'm doing the challenge that caused many to ragequit! F**cking Yetis on rocket-powered sleds! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Max, everything about that sentence is win! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, they are the evilest creatures in the game!
I'm on a rocket-powered skateboard doing flips to earn turbos while simultaneously shooting the Yetis with missiles! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...
Ok, that is the coolest sentence ever, subject Max! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, I just finished blowing up a heard of Flying Sheep saucers with fireballs and am now going to fight a magical Sorceress again in a flying saucer in an epic battle over pink colored lava! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Max, you're making these up now, aren't you? XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, funny part is: I'm not. XD