The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[TheStickman]

FORGIVE YOU, SUBJECT JACKASS?! YEAH, AND HOW ABOUT WE GO TO NAMBIE-PAMBIE LAND WHILE WE'RE AT IT?!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vee....To Arkham?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Subject Vaude... MA'AM YES MA'AM!
*salutes and readies combat gear*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, I'm back somewhat. I was cleaning the bathroom and doing laundry. I'll be pooping in and out for a while now because I've got "homefun" -homework- to do.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Re-grows spine* WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, SUBJECT BAGSY PAIN IN THE ASS? XD

...*Grins* Arkham, subject M2? You're speaking my language!

*Salutes* You're a good man, subject Smag! X3

 

[TheStickman]

WHAT'S THAT, YOU SPINELESS PIECE OF SHIT, SUBJECT SMARTASS?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

DO YOU KISS YOUR MAMA WITH THAT MOUTH, SUBJECT SUCKUP?!

 

[TheStickman]

YES I DO, SUBJECT FRUITCAKE!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

WELL SHE'D TELL YOU TO DO FIFTY PUSHUPS LIKE I AM, SUBJECT TINY DANCER!

 

[TheStickman]

MY MOTHER'S A SWEET LADY, SUBJECT RETARD! SHE'D NEVER TELL ME TO DO THAT!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

YOUR MAMA IS A SAILOR IF I EVER SAW ONE, SUBJECT MEATBAG!

 

[TheStickman]

YOU MUST BE CONFUSING HERE WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER, SUBJECT PIPSQUEAK!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vee, aye. *presses booster button*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

MY MOTHER IS A SAINT, SUBJECT NIMBLY PIMBLY!

 

[TheStickman]

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR FATHER SAYS, SUBJECT WILLY-NILLY!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

DON'T YOU BRING MY POP INTO THIS, SUBJECT SILLY-BILLY!

What's the plan, subject M2?~ :3

 

[TheStickman]

I'LL BRING WHOEVER I WANT INTO THIS, SUBJECT SISSY!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Vee....plan?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'LL BRING YOUR CAT, MITTENS, INTO THIS, SUBJECT LOUDMOUTH!

...Well, what are we going to do when we get there, subject M2?~ :3

 

[TheStickman]

I DON'T HAVE A CAT, SUBJECT MORON!