The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, too lazy and I'm getting my Mexican food soon so yeah.
Subject Sass, guess who fixed the lighthouse?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Waves to subject Waffles and wonders why that post didn't appear before*

Subject Max, Hill-billies? XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, no they broke it. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....*THROWS FUCKING A FUCKING STONE AT SUBJECT MAX!* XD

*Waves to Subject Sas and wonders the same thing*

 

[Roxas1359]

*ducks Subject Waffles' stone and throws a taco out of the 54th story window* XD

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

*rides in on Dragonair* Hello, Subjects! I return, riding on top of my daughter!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Telepathically tells subject Waffles his post might have been nommed, hence I missed it*
[sup][sup][sup]I don't intentionally ignore people nor do I mysteriously vanish when one person goes. >>[/sup][/sup][/sup]

They might have fixed it out of kindness, subject Max? ...Nah. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Jumps after taco*
*Noms in mid-air*
*SPLAT!*
*VC: Subject Waffles*
HA! XD

*Telepathically tells Subject Sas, I know you didn't and HOLY SHIT! WHEN DID YOU GET TELEPATHY!?*

...*Stammers*
.....Fuck it, giggety, and hi, Subject M2!
*Shots muffin at*

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject M2, that just sounds oh so very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
wrong...

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, hello.
Subject Waffles, ha! Jokes on you!*tells Subject Waffles that the taco he ate was Styrofoam* XD
Subject Sass, they're too busy impaling dolls onto spikes.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles...no just no. *catches muffin*

Subject Sas, would you like to tell me how to properly structure that sentence to not sound so dirty? CAN YOU DO IT?

Subject Max, *hug*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Mudkip, hows about saying "My daughter flew me back to here."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

It was to easy, Subject M2! I had to say it!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subjects, you're making a very bad impression. I told you that we don't apply as much stigma to sex as you, and therefore don't think about what we say as much. *kicks Waffles in the genitals, Sass in the genitals, and Max in the....pelvis*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Telepathically tells subject Waffles I've always had this. ...We can plot the others doom now* XD

Subject M2...I'll get back to you on that.

Subject Max, that is sweet though~ X3 XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

EXPLAIN THIS, SUBJECT M2!

*Telepathically tells Subject Sas.......Excellent, Subject Max first* XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Waffles, I remember that! XD
*cuts in on telepathic messages between Subjects Sass and Waffles*
*You're too loud! XD*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Subject Waffles, let me repeat nice and slow: POKEMON don't have the same importance attached to sex as humans. Which is whatever that is. XD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Good memories, huh, Subject Max? XD
*Sorry Subject Max....* XD

......Really, Subject M2? You ever Rule 34 Pokemon? XD!

 

[Sassafrass]

*Pokes subject Max. "Oi, butt out of this!" XD*

*Subject Waffles, go to the other channel. XD"*

Subject M2, you clearly forgot I have old man balls~ XD