The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Ren3004]

Good then, subject Max. No bedbugs?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, no not yet.

 

[Ren3004]

Good, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Good indeed Subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

How do you like your new furniture, by the way, subject Max?

 

[Sassafrass]

That's good, subject Max. *Snuggles into sofa*

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, I likes it!*jumps on bed*
Subject Sass, snuggling your sofa again?

 

[Ren3004]

Have the subjects noticed the new floor? *drops soda can, which jumps back up to his hand*

 

[Sassafrass]

It's all I really want to do, subject Max. As you might know, I've not had the best three days. And I reaaaaaaaaaaaally want a quiet night tonight.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you and I both.*hugging pillows*

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, does this blanket look enough like a cape?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hopefully, it'll be quiet for tonight, subject Max. If not, I'm not gonna be happy. ¬¬

...*Bounces TV remote of off floor* Cool. ...Subject Ren, have you been watching Scrubs lately?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, neither will I really. I just want to relax and murder some Elves in Oblivion.

 

[Ren3004]

Nope, subject Sas, I just have very good memory.

 

[Sassafrass]

...RACIST, SUBJECT MAX!!! DX XD
But yeah, I'm gonna go play me some DA:O and chat to my GF tonight. ...But after Scrubs.
The things in my life go in this order. Scrubs, GF, gaming. She knows she'll always come after Scrubs. XD

...Subject Ren, I see. XD

Also, that post was nommed. XD

 

[Ren3004]

Why, subject Sas, did I inadvertently quote Scrubs?
[sub]She knows that, much the same way Carla knows Turk will always love JD more.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass,I'm not racist! Those elves are! XD
Also, yeah it seems like everything is calming down nicely.

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you are addicted to it, subject Ren. XD
[sup]Ah, I hope she does. XD[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I can stop any time, subject Sas! And then I'll start counselling for Scrubs addicts and make them give me their hidden stash of Scrubs boxsets! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

... ... ... ...
Could I help you with that, subject Ren? XD
[sup]We'd be just like Sam, the drug addict in Scrubs! XD[/sup]

They're misunderstood, subject Max! XD
And that's good for us and even better for my mental state.