The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Ren alright fair enough
Hmmm maybe Subject Eater *pulls tusk out of stomach* Ah there it is

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Void, how did it get in there ? O_O

 

[Baby Eater]

*Pokes subject Void's innards*

 

[Lost In The Void]

It was a brutal fight Subject Ren
*giggles like Pilsbury Dough Boy* Subject Eater that tickles

 

[Baby Eater]

I think I can see your liver subject Void. Finder's keepers *Puts liver in a jar*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, now he can't drink!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Eater NOOOOOO you can take any other organ I need to survive, but leave me my drinking organ *cries as there's a Captain Morgan bottle mocking him now*

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes he can subject Ren. I put yours in him.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Eater Subject Ren's liver isn't used to the abuse I put a liver through, it'll die

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, my liver is very fragile!

 

[Baby Eater]

*Puts 5 various livers in subject Void*

Well whose fault is that, subject Ren!?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well that should be able to keep up now Subject Eater

 

[Ren3004]

My genes', subject Toast.

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm a medical genius subject Void. *Playing with a scalpel*

I don't wear jeans subject Ren. *Buh dum tish*

 

[Ren3004]

Well, if I were an enzyme, subject Toast, I would be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

 

[Baby Eater]

Why would you unzip my genes subject Renzyme? (Will the puns stop!? No, they won't.)

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Toast, I'm allergic to puns! *dies*

 

[Baby Eater]

But they're punny subject Ren!

 

[Ren3004]

VCA: Subject Ren

Not again! *dies*

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subjects the new Golden Sun game is coming out soon....I'M SO EXCITED