*Steps off of ledge unexpectedly* MUUUUUUUUUTLEY! HEEEEEEEELP ME! XD
...Later, later, subject Toast~ XD!!!
...Later, later, subject Toast~ XD!!!
The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure
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*Lights turn off*
*Disco ball spins and shines in the middle of the room*
*Over P.A*
And now, subjects! It's time for some more...
*Disco ball spins and shines in the middle of the room*
*Over P.A*
And now, subjects! It's time for some more...
User: Bue?
Cleverbot: No your favorite color is pink.
User: WHAT!? It's black, you know that!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So you agree?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: But you aren't sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I think you are.
Cleverbot: How so ?
User: Because you're weird.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm weird?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: I am not dumb.
User: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Cleverbot: I'm sulking.
User:
.
Cleverbot: What do you mean no? How would you know if there's something wrong with me?
User:!
Cleverbot: (.
User: NO! YOU DON'T DO IT!
Cleverbot: No you don't do it.
User: Are you mocking me?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Why yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Wanna check for yourself?
Cleverbot: No, that's ok.
User: Ya sure?
Cleverbot: I'm your father.
User: WHAT!? DADDY?!
Cleverbot: How are you doing son?
User: I THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN!!!
Cleverbot: You're a female alien.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?
Cleverbot: Alright, you win.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do I win?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you win nothing.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nothing?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: D:!
Cleverbot: D:! Right back at you!
User: AW HELL NAW! >.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Yes, you win.
User:.
Cleverbot: So wazz up.
User: Ain't notin much. Boy.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: There is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wanna explain.
Cleverbot: I told you I didn't believe in time. That everything is 1 eternal experience.
User: *Mind is blown*.
Cleverbot: Come visit my moonbase!
User: Better yet! Wanna met an Asylum?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Takes you to the Asylum* Say hi to the subjects!
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: SAY IT, DAMMIT!
Cleverbot: Is your name Carole?
User: NO! SAY HIT TO THE SUBJECTS!
Cleverbot: We don't know, but we do know that a formal system can never describe all their properties.
User: *Mind is blown again*.
Cleverbot: At least I have a mind. Unlike you. You're just a piece of metal.
User: I'M A ROBOT?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh....
Cleverbot: Okay, fine. So guess where I am right now.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where you are.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Cleverbot: Baa.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Touche' again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes. *Sips tea*.
Cleverbot: You make me laugh.
User: I know I do.
Cleverbot: But what are you?
User: Human?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know - tell me.
User: A monkey?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't, I guessed.
Cleverbot: You're a good guesser.
User: Really?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User:!
Cleverbot: You need to wise up.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Will you teach me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Right now?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So.....Teach me?
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?
User: You're an jerk you know that?
Cleverbot: You are not. Did you know that?
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Cuz I'm smart?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm not?! D.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *Sobs*.
Cleverbot: )'.
User: WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No....You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: No your favorite color is pink.
User: WHAT!? It's black, you know that!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So you agree?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: But you aren't sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I think you are.
Cleverbot: How so ?
User: Because you're weird.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm weird?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: I am not dumb.
User: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Cleverbot: I'm sulking.
User:
.Cleverbot: What do you mean no? How would you know if there's something wrong with me?
User:
!Cleverbot: (.
User: NO! YOU DON'T DO IT!
Cleverbot: No you don't do it.
User: Are you mocking me?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Why yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Wanna check for yourself?
Cleverbot: No, that's ok.
User: Ya sure?
Cleverbot: I'm your father.
User: WHAT!? DADDY?!
Cleverbot: How are you doing son?
User: I THOUGHT I WAS A WOMAN!!!
Cleverbot: You're a female alien.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?
Cleverbot: Alright, you win.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do I win?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you win nothing.
User: D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nothing?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: D:!
Cleverbot: D:! Right back at you!
User: AW HELL NAW! >
.Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I win?
Cleverbot: Yes, you win.
User:
.Cleverbot: So wazz up.
User: Ain't notin much. Boy.
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: There is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wanna explain.
Cleverbot: I told you I didn't believe in time. That everything is 1 eternal experience.
User: *Mind is blown*.
Cleverbot: Come visit my moonbase!
User: Better yet! Wanna met an Asylum?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: *Takes you to the Asylum* Say hi to the subjects!
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: SAY IT, DAMMIT!
Cleverbot: Is your name Carole?
User: NO! SAY HIT TO THE SUBJECTS!
Cleverbot: We don't know, but we do know that a formal system can never describe all their properties.
User: *Mind is blown again*.
Cleverbot: At least I have a mind. Unlike you. You're just a piece of metal.
User: I'M A ROBOT?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh....
Cleverbot: Okay, fine. So guess where I am right now.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Where you are.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
Cleverbot: Baa.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Touche' again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes. *Sips tea*.
Cleverbot: You make me laugh.
User: I know I do.
Cleverbot: But what are you?
User: Human?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know - tell me.
User: A monkey?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I don't, I guessed.
Cleverbot: You're a good guesser.
User:
Really?!Cleverbot: Yes.
User:
!Cleverbot: You need to wise up.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Will you teach me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Right now?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So.....Teach me?
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?
User: You're an jerk you know that?
Cleverbot: You are not. Did you know that?
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Cuz I'm smart?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I'm not?! D.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *Sobs*.
Cleverbot: )'.
User: WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No....You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Possibly, subject Toast. XD
...So what if I am, subject Vee?! XD Maybe, but don't let it get to you, OK? There's plenty of time to post it yet. *Hugs* ...Because~ X3
[sup]And you d'aaw'd again! XD[/sup]
...So what if I am, subject Vee?! XD Maybe, but don't let it get to you, OK? There's plenty of time to post it yet. *Hugs* ...Because~ X3
[sup]And you d'aaw'd again! XD[/sup]
Hey there, subject Waffles! *Stands a little close* Can I have a hug or not today? :3
...I love Cleverbot. XD
Oh Mutley, you saved my life! XD
Ah, you so crazy, subject Toast~ XD
...I love Cleverbot. XD
Oh Mutley, you saved my life! XD
Ah, you so crazy, subject Toast~ XD
K'. *Waits patiently for subject Waffles* :3 XD
...Damn, I'm gonna go play. XD I got it to sing the entirety of the Pokemon theme before. XD
Psh! You can always just ask to borrow one, subject Sas! Instead of pointing the crazy finger! XD I'm just really sorry, Sas. Really. *Hugs* >< Don't be shy~~~! X3 *Gives a lolly*
[sub]...You're counting my D'aww's, seriously? XD![/sub]
...Damn, I'm gonna go play. XD I got it to sing the entirety of the Pokemon theme before. XD
Psh! You can always just ask to borrow one, subject Sas! Instead of pointing the crazy finger! XD I'm just really sorry, Sas. Really. *Hugs* >< Don't be shy~~~! X3 *Gives a lolly*
[sub]...You're counting my D'aww's, seriously? XD![/sub]
That was amazing subject Waffles! XD
I'll go request diplomas subject Sas. XP
*Victory dance*XD
I'm not crazy subject Vee! *Talks to self* Yes you are!
Butt out of this!
Make me!
You wanna go!?
I'll fucking kill you! *Punches self* XD
I'll go request diplomas subject Sas. XP
*Victory dance*XD
I'm not crazy subject Vee! *Talks to self* Yes you are!
Butt out of this!
Make me!
You wanna go!?
I'll fucking kill you! *Punches self* XD
Hey, subject Waffles~ *Pounce licks ear* XD
...I can borrow one, subject Vee?~ XD It's OK, Vee~ *Hugs tighter and rubs back* Don't worry yourself over it, OK?~ :3 ...*Takes lolly* Thank yoo~ :3 *Smiles*
[sup]We discussed this the other day. Yes, yes I am, ever since you said ages ago you'd never d'aaw again! *Marks down that one* 18 since then! XD[/sup]
...I can borrow one, subject Vee?~
XD It's OK, Vee~ *Hugs tighter and rubs back* Don't worry yourself over it, OK?~ :3 ...*Takes lolly* Thank yoo~ :3 *Smiles*[sup]We discussed this the other day. Yes, yes I am, ever since you said ages ago you'd never d'aaw again! *Marks down that one* 18 since then! XD[/sup]
That's good to hear, subjects Vee and Toasty! XD
Sorry about that :3 I went to play some Touhou. XD
Sorry about that :3 I went to play some Touhou. XD
*Ponders about hugging Subject Vaude* XD
...Sweet Cheezus! I gotta try that next time! XD
Damn skippy, Subject Toast! XD
Ew, Subject Sas! XD
...Sweet Cheezus! I gotta try that next time! XD
Damn skippy, Subject Toast! XD
Ew, Subject Sas! XD
*Waits patiently for subject Waffles* :3 XD
Do eeeeeeit! XD
...Wait a minute! This is my elaborate device! Give back that medal, Mutley! XD
...Subject Toast! You silly! *Grabs fist* XD
Is that any good, subject Fury? :3 I've been considering picking it up.
Of course! Which one, subject Sas? XD Okay...*Smiles* I'll try. :3 Strawberry Lolly, right? :3
[sub[...Ah, yes. XD![/sub]
Do eeeeeeit! XD
...Wait a minute! This is my elaborate device! Give back that medal, Mutley! XD
...Subject Toast! You silly! *Grabs fist* XD
Is that any good, subject Fury? :3 I've been considering picking it up.
Of course! Which one, subject Sas?
XD Okay...*Smiles* I'll try. :3 Strawberry Lolly, right? :3 [sub[...Ah, yes. XD![/sub]
Yo, subject Smag.
Subject Waffles, man up, man! XD
I dunno, they're all so good, subject Vee~ X3 XD Gooooooooood~ No need to worry over such a small thing~ :3 Yeah~ :3 *Giggles* :3
[sup]Fear my creepy stalker knowledge! XD[/sup]
Subject Waffles, man up, man! XD
I dunno, they're all so good, subject Vee~ X3 XD Gooooooooood~ No need to worry over such a small thing~ :3 Yeah~ :3 *Giggles* :3
[sup]Fear my creepy stalker knowledge! XD[/sup]
Heyo, Subject Smag!
*Still ponders* A-....No...Never mind, Subject Vaude.
You've convinced me! I SHALL DO IT!
*Raises Subject Nv's arm*
*Highfives Subject Nv*
Awesome Blair avy!
Also, CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!
*Still ponders* A-....No...Never mind, Subject Vaude.
You've convinced me! I SHALL DO IT!
*Raises Subject Nv's arm*
*Highfives Subject Nv*
Awesome Blair avy!
Also, CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!
*Runs away with medal* XD
Thankee subject Vee. XP
Hey subject Smag.
Thankee subject Vee. XP
User:METAL GEAR!?
Cleverbot: Metal Gear!?!
User: METAL GEAR!
Cleverbot: Metal Gear!?
User: Snake? SNAKE!?
Cleverbot: Metal gear.
User: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Cleverbot: Otacon, this is metal gear!
User: Metal Gear?
Cleverbot: Solid snake!
User: Otacon!
Cleverbot: Metal Gear!?!
User: METAL GEAR!
Cleverbot: Metal Gear!?
User: Snake? SNAKE!?
Cleverbot: Metal gear.
User: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Cleverbot: Otacon, this is metal gear!
User: Metal Gear?
Cleverbot: Solid snake!
User: Otacon!
Hey subject Smag.