The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

*Is curled up asleep on the sofa, under a pile of corpses duvets* (Subjects)

 

[Lost In The Void]

Hey subject sass how's it going?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm good, subject Lost, really good. How about you?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

REVERSE CANNONBALL!!!!
*Crashes through floor*
*Lands safely on feet*
Hello, subjects!
*Bow humbly*

 

[Sassafrass]

Wassup, subject Waffles. *Waves*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Nothing much, Subject Sas. Yourself?
*Shoots muffin at*

 

[Baby Eater]

Subjects I just played the Enslaved demo. It's basically Jak and Daxter with Uncharted climbing segments. In other words awesome.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ooh! Sounds fun, Subject Toast.
*Shoots muffin at*

 

[Sassafrass]

Not too much, subject Waffles, been gaming and chatting away all day, really. *Noms muffin* Playing FF X right now, actually.

Yo, subject Toasty.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Cool, cool, Subject Sas.
*Sips tea*

 

[Baby Eater]

Heya subject Sas.

It really is subject Waffles. I wasn't interested until I found out it was cyberpunk/post-apocalyptic. You even crash into an already destroyed Statue of Liberty in the demo. Also, hoverboards.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....*Mind is blown*
Gabfargtal, subekt toysat. (Translation: HOLY SHIT, TOAST! )

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it is, subject Waffles.

Subject Toast, why mist you bring more news about awesome games? *Looks at wallet* IT CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE PUNISHMENT!

 

[Baby Eater]

Gabfargtal indeed subject Waffles.

I don't know if this game's even on the 360 subject Sas. Your wallet is safe. *Nicks wallet*

 

[Baby Eater]

Full power to the edit, captain!

 

[Sassafrass]

I think it is, just seen a review for it in my 360 mag, subject Toast. *Wallet is actually empty*

 

[Baby Eater]

You can always sell yourself to science for money subject Sas.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Quite, Subject Sas.

*Replacement brain appears in head*
*Ahem*
Sounds awesome, Subject Toast.

 

[Sassafrass]

Eh, I like having my genes as they are, subject Toast.

Indubitably, subject Waffles.

 

[Baby Eater]

But you can get 20 arms or 3 sets of genitalia subject Sas! On your forehead! XD

Indeed it is subject Waffles. I recommend it. *Toast seal of awesom-icity*