The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

...SHINY!!! *Dives onto subject Ren's grenade*

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, throw it back!
[sub]Just made the first news post as owner of the Regulars group. I feel... the same, actually.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

*Bats grenade back towards subject Ren*
[sup]Question, why do you own the group now?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*scorpion kicks grenade back to subject Sas*
[sub]Sean gave it to me. I have no idea what's going on with him, he didn't answer me yesterday.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

*Volleys hand grenade at Cristiano Ronaldo* If this touches his hair, we're screwed, subject Ren.
[sup]Huh. The group hasn't attracted unwanted attention, started growing an ego and basically become viewed as the /b/ of The Escapist, has it? XD[/sup]

 

[Lost In The Void]

Sorry I vanished Subjects, just got back from class

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, burning hair gel is toxic!
[sub]Not that I know of. XD And Sean said that things weren't well with him, and then didn't say anything else.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey hey, subject Lost.

...WHAT HAVE I DONE, SUBJECT REN?!
[sup]Ah, good. XD But yeah, I had sorta wondered where he'd gone.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Hello, subject Lost.

Subject Sas, you dooooooooooomed us!
[sub]Yeah, I'm worried about him.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Quick, to the bunker, subject Ren!
[sup]Yeah, I am a little bit too.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

*runs at subject Sas's side while Lux Aeterna plays*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Running alongside subject Ren whilst "Fire-starter" plays* XD

 

[Ren3004]

*gives subject Sas a piggyback ride while the 1812 overture plays*

 

[Sassafrass]

Is it wrong that, in my mind, this looks fucking awesome, subject Ren? XD

 

[Ren3004]

No, it's not, subject Sas. It would be wrong if you didn't.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Hey Subject Sass and Ren what have you guys been up to after my rather awkward top message XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Lost, I've been... TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Ren, is it the same thing you do every night?

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Lost, wondering why you stopped stroking... XD

Subject Ren, I iz normal?

 

[Ren3004]

You iz, subject Sas.

I will succeed this time, subject Lost!