The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

"And that lanky kid is being followed everywhere by squiggly stuff, maaaaaaaan." XD
Aww...Ah well, I understand that, subject Toast, it's what happened to me.

 

[Baby Eater]

Depends subject Vaude.
Are you seeking seaworthy adventure,wonderful bounty, and wacky midget pirates? XD

"And I hear a goddamn narrator!" XD
Mostly because I never get the wacky or cool choices you guys get. I get actual governmental things! DX

 

[Sassafrass]

Yay, subject Vee~~~ X3
...I might have to also ban alcohol too. XD

"...Dude, is that Morgan Freeman? Or is it Ron Perlman?" XD
Really, subject Toast? I get funny ones all the time. XP

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*Is already on ship and in pirate outfit*...Maybe, subject Toast. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

"I think it's Godzilla dude!" XD (Actually, wasn't it Stephen Fry?)
I only get stuff like tax cuts or religious protests.

You're hired subject Vaude! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yay, subject Toast! ...*Turns gun on* MUTINY! XD

You've made me happy, subject Sas~ X3
...Are you trying to piss off your citizens? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

"...Awesome." (Not sure, I'm not that nostalgic)
Ah, but those could be fun, subject Toast?

Yay, that's grand then, subject Vee~ :3
...Well, they have little civic rights as it is so... XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Already has two guns on subject Vaude* I'm no stranger to mutiny, savvy? XD

"I know right dude!" (I need to check then)
The most interesting one I got recently was about space ducks crapping on citizens' lawns.

 

[Sassafrass]

"...Dude, you gonna eat that 'roo?" (Do so.)
...Awesome, subject Toast. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

"Nah man I'll eat the pig thing!"
Thanks subject Sas. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

"Dude, I heard that thing was infected."
Not at all, subject Toast. XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You're alright, subject Toast. XD!

Hehe~ X3 *Pounces subject Sas*
...Evil bugger~ I love it~ XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, I think we should go and eat chicken.

 

[Baby Eater]

"But it's like bacon and junk!" (Subject Sas XD)

I try subject Vaude. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh hai, subject Vee~~~ X3
Oh, you do, huh?~ XD

Subject Ren, free range or the ones that are fired out of cannons?

"...Dude, you're willing to eat pig junk?!" (Subject Toast XD)

 

[Baby Eater]

"Hey man you wanna eat Roo junk!" (Subject Sas XD)

I agree subject Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Sas, which do you prefer?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Mmm~ Chicken, subject Ren?

Let's set sail, subject Tosat! XD

Oh hai, subject Sas~~~ X3
You're a genius! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

"...Touche, subject Toast." XD

Which is less likely to hit me in the face and kill me, subject Ren? XD

What brings yoo mai way, subject Vee?~ X3
...And you're delirious. XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, let's go, then!