The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

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Roxas1359

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Subject Steppin, oh on the contrary. I'm the most sane. I just act insane to stay alive with these folks. See how I'm a skeleton? Take two guesses at who made me this way?
 

Steppin Razor

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What if they're fire-proof Subject Toast?

Ah, so you're slightly less insane then the rest of us. Whoever decided you should be the warden made a good choice, then. And I'ma guess that you did it to yourself?

But why Subject Lambi? Whhhyyyyyyyy!?
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Steppin, well the first Warden was Subject Sleek and he doesn't come anymore. The second was Subject Lycan but he doesn't come anymore. I'm the third and have been the Warden longest. Plus when I left the others in charge they blew up the place and Finland. I took over to pay the bills and keep the other countries of the world from nuking us again.
 

Steppin Razor

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Yes Subject Toast, fire-proof elementary school kids. They've been on the rise lately. Mages think they're safe because they can kill stuff with fire, and then BANG! a group of nasty little children immune to fire come up and whup their asses, then take their lunch money.

They blew up Finland Subject Max? That's a pretty good achievement for being locked up in a nuthouse.
 

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In our defence, Finland fired first, subject Max. Subject Toast'll back me up in that. XD
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Steppin, you really have no idea in what we can do do you? Maybe you aren't insane enough?
Subject Sass, actually Holland fired first. But after I corrupted their government from the inside it was all okay. XD
 

Baby Eater

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But I can do more than fire subject Razor. I can rip their guts out with my mind and take their lunch money!

F**K FINLAND SUBJECT SAS! Those backstabbing punks! XD
 

Steppin Razor

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Subject Max, I'm plenty insane. I just wasn't aware that the Subjects could launch nukes from here.

Ah, an eminently suitable plan Subject Toast. That'll teach them for trying to mess with you.
 

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That it was, subject Max. XD

F**king p****s the lot of 'em, subject Toast! XD

And subjects, I must go to sleep now. It's always a sign you need to sleep when you stare at a laptop screen for 5 minutes. XD Anyway, see ya tomorrow. :3
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Steppin, are you? We can do many things here in our Dodecagon of doom! Subjects Kcits and I added onto the Asylum after time and what not. Right now we are in the recreational spot of it. Also, do you want your room in the smoking or non smoking section?
Subject Sass, technically for you it is tomorrow. Good morning then. XD
 

Steppin Razor

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Recreational spot Subject Max? I thought this was the kitchen...
Smoking section thanks. I don't smoke, but I quite like the smell of it.

Ironic death is the best kind of death Subject Toast.

*insert foreign language goodbye/goodnight* Subject Sass.
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Steppin, no the kitchen is in on the next floor of the recreation area. You're in one of the 12 living rooms. Also, okay then looks like Subject Lost won't be the only Subject with a room in that section. It used to be the old run down part of the Asylum from the Forbidden Time but we've renovated it. In all honesty I can't stand cigarette smoke because it gives me migraines and my mother is allergic to the smoke; plus I have other reasons to not really like smoking but that's another story.
 

Baby Eater

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Especially if it's slow and painful subject Razor.
Every room has it's own little quirk. You can literally do anything with your own.
 

Roxas1359

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Subject Toast, yep and no one gets a bigger room than anyone else to keep it fair to any other Subjects that may enter. Now off to work on the Vita-Chamber programing for Subject Steppin.
 

Steppin Razor

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Heh, so Subject Void won't be alone anymore in there, eh Subject Max. I grew up with parents that were pack-a-day smokers, so I'm used to it. They've quit now, and I don't smoke myself, but when I come across someone that's smoking I always take one deep breath of it. It's not a good thing to do, but eh.

Fast ironic deaths can also be good sometimes Subject Toast. And that's good. I'll just go fetch the skull throne I was working on a while back and bring it to my room, then.