The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

...Timed essays, subject Max? How long do you get and do the essays need to be a certain length?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, 40 minutes to write on a topic I don't know about or have some prior knowledge about and they need to address the question fully.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Well, that's sort of harsh, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, that's how AP works.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, I'm glad we don't have AP over here then, subject Max.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, lucky.

 

[Sassafrass]

That we are, subject Max, that we are.

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, well AP classes aren't bad. I'm quite used to them and I do fine in AP English Language. But AP U.S I'm having issues in because of the teacher.
Subjects, time for me to go to bed.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, well at least you are doing well, subject Max. Now, I must be off to sleep now. G'night.

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject PR, once.
You were very drunk, though.

 

[Sassafrass]

That the world is flat, Herpes is the Greek Goddess of STD's and that you once ran naked through dinner party shouting "Look at my Aussie sausage!", subject PR.

 

[Sassafrass]

You were addressing a wall by the name of Steven McBumfluff, subject...so very drunk.

 

[Sassafrass]

I think that may be a good idea, subject.

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed you can, subject. *Takes key and swallows it*
Now, if I wake up to find my guzzards strewn all over the place, I'll know it was you that did it.

Anyway, I must be off to be right now so I'll see you some other time, subject. G'night.