The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

*Is suddenly dressed as an announcer* Subject Toast, are you READY?! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

I am ready subject Sas! XD
For some reason your posts don't show up for a time.

 

[Sassafrass]

And so is the old biddy subject Toast so go get her! XD
I know. It might be my net or the 'Pist being a reddy fucker.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Punches old lady into a fine red mist* XD
Ahh I see subject Sas

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Toast, she isn't dead yet... XD
Eh, it's normally one or the other. I just gotta remember to check to see if it posts. Also, where is everyone? Normally this place is livelier then this.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Punches more* XD
I dunno subject Sas. Maybe we scared them off?

 

[Sassafrass]

FINISH HER! XD
Maybe so, subject Toast. I know Max is on at least.

 

[Baby Eater]

*Beats old lady into a crater* XD
Get the nets subject Sas!

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]FATALITY!!![/HEADING] XD
On it, Cap'n subject Toast!

 

[Baby Eater]

Player one wins! XD
Good boy subject Sas!

 

[Sassafrass]

...There was no doubt to who would win, really. XD
Thank ya, subject Toast! *Casts the nets out* And now, we wait.

 

[Baby Eater]

Eh, I had my money on granny subject Sas. XD
We need bait you fool!

 

[Sassafrass]

...Why, subject Toast? XD
... ...*Throws you out there* And now, we wait.

 

[Baby Eater]

She seemed fearsome subject Sas! XD
You bastard! DX

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, you should see what she did to the hard boiled sweets I gave her, subject Toast. XD
Hey, we need sexy bait. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

What happened to the poor sweets subject Sas? XD
I...fair enough. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...There was nothing left, subject Toast. XD
Now shut up and act sexy! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Oh goodness why subject Sas!? XD
Don't I always? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

She was a mean sonofabitch, subject Toast! XD
No, no you don't. Now, act sexy! XD

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm glad I killed her subject Sas! XD
Fine! *Shirtless scene on a cliff top at sunset* XD