The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Nomming subject Toast's innards* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

*Eats subject SBS's face hugger*

I AM NOT PAPER MACHE SUBJECT SAS! XD

Did my candy innards summon you subject Vaude? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Vee, save some for me! XD

Well, you might be, subject SBS. XD

YES YOU ARE, SUBJECT TOAST! *STABBITY STABBITY STAB!* XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, yes they did, subject Toast. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

You're a candy addict subject Vaude! XD

AM NOT SUBJECT SAS! *Noms your knife* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Toast, you can eat swords? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

My doctor said I needed a high-iron diet subject Sas. *Buh dum tish* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Subject Toast, that was made of steel, so that joke doesn't work. XD
Also, you've made me want to play Oblivion. XD

Well, the shoulder mounted gun is a dead give away, subject SBS.
That and your collection of human spines. XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Steel is made from iron subject Sas. XD
You're welcome. XP

 

[Sassafrass]

...In my defence, I'm really quite thick, subject Toast. XP
Asshole... XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I am! *Sobs on subject Toast's shoulder while scoffing jellybeans* XD

 

[Baby Eater]

In my defence, yeah you are subject Sas. XP
You're too kind. XD

Pull yourself together subject Vaude! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO AGREE, SUBJECT TOAST! DX *Runs off sobbing* XD
...I am? XD

Subject Vee, you really are addicted... XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I can't subject Toast! DX XD

 

[Baby Eater]

But I won't lie subject Sas! XD
A lil XP

We'll take you to rehab subject Vaude! XD

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Y-You will, subject Toast? XD

 

[Baby Eater]

Yup subject Vaude! And Sas is paying! *Nicks his wallet* XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subjects, I'm gonna go. I'm just in a really fucked off mood tonight. You'll only see me if you PM me. *Hugs* See ya around.

 

[Baby Eater]

See ya subject Sas *Hug*

 

[Baby Eater]

Thank you for that startling report subject SBS.

This just in: I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11 I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch.