The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Roxas1359]

Subjects, back from being a blacksmith.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe, subject Ren. >>

Damn! ...Are any available, subject Lost? XD

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well Subject Sass with the recent snowfalls in Britain, we're definately on back order right now, I mean there are only about 35 million of us to run our country and save yours after all. I can put in an order and hopefully your Canadian will be shipped in two to three weeks

 

[Ren3004]

Subject Max, what were you doing?

 

[Sassafrass]

But the snow will be gone by then, I need one now, subject Lost.

Subject Max, PUT DOWN THE FABLE! XD

 

[Ren3004]

Subjects, I'm going to bed.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Night Subject Ren

Subject Sass sir, please don't get snippy with me, we're on a tight schedule and since you didn't preorder this Canadian you have to wait until we get more in XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Ren, night.
Subject Sass, time to start on my Henry VIII achievement. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Night, Ren.

DAMMIT, I NEED ONE NOW, SUBJECT LOST! God, bloody Canadians... XD

...I should start that myself, subject Max. XD

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Sass Sir I'm going to put down the phone now and pick it back up soon, after that happen I expect we can have a decent conversation about ordering your Canadian, have you heard about the DLC that adds a hockey stick to your Canadian?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, my character looks super smexy! XD
You know what it is right? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...You have that DLC in, subject Lost? How much is it?

Subject Max, mine looks like KING! XD
Yeah, marry 6 wives, kill 2. XD

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Sass for one payment of 3 pounds your Canadian will be equipped with a hockey stick and the quest, "Start a Minor Hockey Team" will start

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, mine looks awesome for he is in Prince outfit with Men's Warrior helmet, gloves, and shoes on that are died Purple and Red and compliment each other.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hmm...Yeah, I think I'll go for that, subject Lost.

...My king has died red hair with blue highlights, subject Max. He looks awesome. XD

 

[Lost In The Void]

Alright Subject Sass we'll add that to your transaction and I'll inform Sporky111 that he'll be shipped to you in the next couple of days. Thank you for using Canadian imports your Paypal will be charged for the costs of the Canadian

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, my character has purple hair.
Subject Lost, why are you selling your friend.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Subject Max I'm not, this is an import Canadian leasing agreement, after winter is over we recollect the Canadians

 

[Sassafrass]

...Ah. ...Do you take credit cards, subject Lost?

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Lost, shall I buy some. Here in Southern California we don't have the cold weather of Britain nor Canada. So it would be ideal for the Canadians.