The Asylum Game: An Open-Ended Adventure

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, can I borrow your credit card? XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you charge way too much on it! I've barely paid off last time. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Subject Max, I maintain buying that Death Star was worth it! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, it exploded! XD
I got married! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...Fucking Rebels, subject Max. I could've resold that at a higher price, otherwise!
...Bit young aren't you? XD!!!

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, you said that about other things too! XD
In my game! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, that used nuke was a worthwhile investment, subject Max! XD
Oh, life is just a game to you?! TELL THAT TO YOUR WIFE! ...Or stab her to death, either or. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, it mutated the animals in the zoo next door! XD
Tell yours that you love her then! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, that was always a two headed hippo, subject Max! XD
...She's too randy though. T~T XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, and the 5 butt monkeys? XD
Then don't criticize me! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, look at Bruce Almighty for that, not me, subject Max. XD
I WILL IF I WANT! XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, that was a movie! XD
Then I'll tell your wife that you've been cheating on her with someone with larger tatas! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, you think that movie wasn't based on a real story, subject Max?! XD
...But she actually has the biggest ta-tas in the game. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, it wasn't! XD
Subject Sass, you found one with larger ones! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...HOW DARE YOU, SUBJECT MAX?! HOW DARE YOU!!! XD
...No, my current wife currently has a cleavage that you could live in, you know. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, how dare I what? XD
Seriously? What's her name? XD

 

[Sassafrass]

How dare you lie like that, subject Max! XD
Elise, you childhood sweetheart. XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Subject Sass, it's the truth. XD
You get her back! XD

 

[Sassafrass]

LALALALALALALA, NOT LISTENING SUBJECT MAX!!! XD
That you do. And I married her. And she's a randy woman. XD