The Asylum RP (DEAD)

[Rainboq]

"Enough with the pissing contest!" said Jenni irratly

 

[Smagmuck_]

"You've got something to contribute, ma'am?" Tim asked sarcastically, puffing the cigar.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG chuckles*

"No let them have their fun Jenni, I like to se shoulder boy tell his tales"

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Oh, ha ha. Very funny GG." Tim replied through the cigar.

 

[Rainboq]

"You need to get laid" said Jenni, pointing at Tim

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Dam right it's funny Tim, I wont join your dick waving contest but the sh*t I've seen, done and have done to me is a good reason why I'm here"

 

[Smagmuck_]

Tim smiled. "Ha! You make me luagh, I've been around the block. I've been to France, that's as good as it gets." Tim said.

 

[Rainboq]

"By someone you love" said Jenni, motioning towards Victoria

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"No my friend, Rapture is as good as it gets"

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Ah, now that there is a good point, Jenni. Touche." Tim replied. "Rapture my ass, you'd die ina pool of your own semen."

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Ba dum tish"
*GG says sarcasticly*

"I wont get into this with you since sounding like the grandpa I am isn't my style"
*GG opens a bottle of scotch he kept in his pocket*

"Istead why don't we drink to happier times?"

 

[Smagmuck_]

"What good times?" Tim inquired. "Everyone but the youngins and us old folk are gettin' some." He said puffing his cigar.

 

[Rainboq]

"I have a better idea, why not drink too human endevor?" said Rain

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Right, Rain." Tim said sarcastically.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Tim I would have thought in your years you would have realized life ain't all about smurfing, and who says I ain't?"
*GG cocks eyebrow*

"you think cannibleism is all I do in my spare time?"

 

[Rainboq]

"Why not? It's what gives us things like that cigar, or anything man made, it only makes sense too drink too human achievements" said Rain

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Well, it's either that or wank off in this hell hole." Tim replied sarcastically.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Tim you really do need to get laid don't you?
I say that and I'm opposed to the very damsel you have intentions for"
*GG blinks*

"I didn't say it was a bad idea Rain,
so yeah I'll drink to that"
*GG knocks back the bottle with a swig*

"who's next?"

 

[Smagmuck_]

Tim sighed explosivly. "Geez, what ever gave you that idea GG?" He said.

 

[Rainboq]

"I'll take some" said Rain as he reached for the bottle