I am also "interrested in that overrated staying alive business" - so cigarettes and drugs can take a hike - quite a big one then fall down off a cliff to a bloody death 
I mean jeez they are expensive and unhealthy - is it really that much worth it?
Why dont they just smash 5 silver plates to there forehead every day
OK, no need to flame smoke if you want to - i wont care if you die sooner or later - but the reason I really hate most smokers - and don't take this up if this description doesn't fit you :
1. The ones who blow the smoke in your face - if they are in a group and are the only ones who smoke - and they still wont take fucking 5 steps away so they wont irritate everyone else around them ...
2. At least don't poison your environment - if you poison your self - I hate it when there's a sunny day or any day you walk down on the street and you can see stubs around just laying on the road or in the grass - is it really that hard to throw it in a fucking garbage bin when they can be found in every street? Or you could just swallow it - even that would do less harm ...
I mean jeez they are expensive and unhealthy - is it really that much worth it?
Why dont they just smash 5 silver plates to there forehead every day
OK, no need to flame smoke if you want to - i wont care if you die sooner or later - but the reason I really hate most smokers - and don't take this up if this description doesn't fit you :
1. The ones who blow the smoke in your face - if they are in a group and are the only ones who smoke - and they still wont take fucking 5 steps away so they wont irritate everyone else around them ...
2. At least don't poison your environment - if you poison your self - I hate it when there's a sunny day or any day you walk down on the street and you can see stubs around just laying on the road or in the grass - is it really that hard to throw it in a fucking garbage bin when they can be found in every street? Or you could just swallow it - even that would do less harm ...