The avatar above is coming to kill your family.

[Rooster893]

OT:

There's a Samurai behind you. Good luck!

 

[nuba km]

I make the ultimate warrior see logic and his head explodes

 

[staika]

I use my special ninja skill and ambush you!

Spoiler

 

[Urgh76]

I break the fourth wall and grab you :3

 

[staika]

I call upon the pegasus ponies to go and break up the cloud that's raining on you! now you can never frolic in rain again muahahaha

[sub][sub]That makes me sound like a huge brony, oh wait I am >[/sub][/sub]

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Wanna try my new cupcake recipe?

(Secret ingredient: anesthetic capable of knocking three fully-grown horses out cold.)

 

[Dango]

Go all Marty McFly and blast Van Halen into his headphones and pretend to be an alien.

 

[staika]

I use some rope and trip you which causes you to fall down my bottomless pit of death!

 

[sky14kemea]

I'll love and tolerate the crap out of them!

 

[Rooster893]

ANIME GIRLS ARE ALSO ENEMIES OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR PONY AND THEREFORE SHE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WARRIOR AS I FEEL THE POWER OF GODS BEING BESTOWED UPON ME! SKROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Put some wheat out. Ponys like wheat. I think so anyway. A small landmine will be hidden in there. Enjoy.

 

[Dango]

Bury it?

 

[Commander of pie]

Your just going to have a bad time going upstairs

 

[Rooster893]

FOOLISH CONSTRUCTION WORKER! YOU CANNOT FATHOM THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR PONY! YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF A MILLION BRUTAL SUNS AS I DESTROY WITH THE POWER OF THE GODS! SKRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK!

[small]Yes, I know it is the Engineer.[/small]

 

[Evelynia]

I put a delicious bale of hay in the corner as a distraction. Go get it, little pony! Neeeiiigh!

 

[Eumersian]

I will drown them. Like, wicked bad.

 

[staika]

My family is safe for another day as there is not an avatar to attack me

 

[Dr.Susse]

A Shape shifting pony.

There's not much I can do but flee with them.

 

[Commander of pie]

i shot the driver in the leg and the car goes in a tree

 

[joemegson94]

i shot the driver in the leg and the car goes in a tree

|I would do what the Heav did to him according to his story in PNatI.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM