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Quaxar

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http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Nikola%20Tesla.gif

Need I say more?
If so, click <url=http://www.vodasvetla.cz/Texty/Nikola_Tesla/images-Nikola_Tesla/NikolaTesla.jpg>this. Yes, a lamp isn't enough for this man, he reads under a 500.000V Tesla coil.
 

Wrists

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Clint Eastwood, no matter what he does.

Or Harold Ackroyd, look at his wikipedia and you will see, this guy was obviously totally fearless and awesome!
 

Breadzombie

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DividedUnity said:
Breadzombie said:
Well let me be the first to post a badass animal:

I thought that was real until he started spinning :(
Might be fake, I dunno, but the dog sure seems to be enjoying itself.

Quaxar said:
http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Nikola%20Tesla.gif

Need I say more?
If so, click <url=http://www.vodasvetla.cz/Texty/Nikola_Tesla/images-Nikola_Tesla/NikolaTesla.jpg>this. Yes, a lamp isn't enough for this man, he reads under a 500.000V Tesla coil.
For real life I'd have to go with this.The guy supposedly invented a death ray and got all his work confiscated by the government after his death.
 

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Well, from movie I would say, hold on... Snake, aer you there? Snake, answer me! Snake, Snake, SNAKE!


But from history, I would say Wiatt Erp. I mean, listen to that name, it just screams "Badass".
 

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Winston Churchill, Horatio Nelson, Isambard Kingdom Brunel...I can think of loads.

However, this man, is easily in my mind the ballsiest and most bad ass person I know of.

Robert Henry Cain. If you don't know who he is, I wouldn't be surprised. You may like to know that he is/was (RIP Sir) Jeremy Clarkson's father-in-law.

I suggest you read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Henry_Cain

OR if you are lazy, read some of the exerpts from the Wiki page in the spoiler boxes

He saw action during the Invasion of Sicily in 1943 and again during the Battle of Arnhem the following year. During the battle Major Cain's company was closely engaged with enemy tanks, self-propelled guns and infantry. Cain continually exposed himself to danger while leading his men and personally dispatched as much enemy armour as possible. Despite sustaining several injuries he refused medical attention and for his gallantry he was awarded the Victoria Cross

As the surviving men fell back through the 11th Battalion's positions, Major Gilchrist (A Company, 11th Battalion) met Cain, who told him that "The tanks are coming, give me a PIAT".[19] Gilchrist was unable to oblige and so the Staffords regrouped behind the 11th Battalion's positions; roughly 100 surviving men forming into five small platoons under Cain's command.[20] Lieutenant Colonel George Lea, commander of the 11th Battalion, ordered them to capture a piece of wooded high ground known as Den Brink to cover a fresh advance, and a bayonet charge quickly cleared the enemy there.[20] However, the thick tree roots on the hill made it impossible to dig in, and after suffering severe casualties, Cain took the decision to withdraw back to Oosterbeek.


Lonsdale Force's sector covered the southern end of the eastern perimeter, and Cain was one of three Majors defending this sector of the line.[23] As the battle progressed he became determined to destroy as much enemy armour as possible[25] and sited himself in a laundry's garden, much to the chagrin of the Dutch owner.[26] Over the coming days Cain was everywhere, dealing with armour and snipers and encouraging his men.[27] On the afternoon of Thursday 21st two tanks approached Cain's position. Guided by a colleague in a building above him, Cain waited in a trench until the first tank?actually a StuG III self-propelled gun (SPG)[28]?was close enough to engage.[29] The SPG fired at the building, killing Cain's colleague and showering him with masonry but despite this, Cain kept his position.[29] Staff Sergeant Richard Long of the Glider Pilot Regiment remembered that through the clouds of dust, Cain fired round after round from his PIAT until the SPG was disabled,[26] but whilst engaging the second tank a round exploded in the PIAT with a bright flash and Cain was thrown backwards.[26] Cain recalled thinking he was blind and "shouting like a hooligan. I shouted to somebody to get onto the PIAT because there was another tank behind. I blubbered and yelled and used some very colourful language. They dragged me off to the aid post."[30] The British brought forward one of the Light Regiment's 75mm guns which blew the tank apart.[2]

Witnesses believed that Cain was incapacitated, but within half an hour his sight returned.[26] He refused morphia and against all advice returned to the front lines, deciding that he "wasn't wounded enough to stay where [he] was".[26] On the following day his eardrums burst from the constant firing and barrage, but he was content to stuff his ears with bandages and continue fighting.[2][26] On Sunday 24th, shortly after a truce to allow the evacuation of casualties, Cain was alerted to the approach of a Tiger tank. Together with a Royal Artillery gunner he raced for a 6 pounder anti-tank gun, manoeuvred it into position, fired and disabled the tank.[31] He wanted to continue using the gun, but the recoil mechanism was destroyed.[2]

By 25 September, the area occupied by the Lonsdale Force saw heavy fighting against self-propelled guns, flame thrower tanks, and infantry. There were no PIATs available to the force by now; instead Cain armed himself with a two inch mortar. Mortars are muzzle-loading indirect fire weapons but Cain was forced to fire it on an almost horizontal plane due to the enemy's proximity. His citation states that his leadership ensured that the South Staffordshire gave no ground and drove the enemy off in complete disorder.[32] By the end of the Battle, Cain had been reportedly responsible for the destruction or disabling of six tanks, four of which were Tigers, as well as a number of self-propelled guns.[2]

That night the Division began to withdraw in Operation Berlin. Many men shaved and blackened their faces and Cain removed a week's growth of beard from his face, drying himself on his dirty, blood-soaked Denison smock.[33] After successfully crossing the Rhine, this lead Brigadier 'Pip' Hicks to comment "there's one officer, at least, who's shaved".[34] Cain made sure all of his men were over the river by dawn, before he himself crossed in an old boat.[34]

tl;dr Robert Henry Cain is bad ass. Simple as.
 

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Emperor Caligula. (Not his real name.) He was completely nuts! Once, in the middle of dinner, he started laughing.
"What are you laughing about?" somebody asked.
"At the fact that I could have you all killed whenever I wanted!" he answered.
I'd nearly cast a vote for Claudius on the basis he cleaned Caligula's shit up. Didn't Caligula make a horse his consul?
 
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Marter said:
Oh good, we can pick from a game!

I'll pick Auron from Final Fantasy X. Everything about him is just so badass. :)
Auron IS the chuck Norris of the ff games no better.
In real life: Jakie Chan wether you like his movies or not his stunts in them are amazing.
 

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Mahatma Gandhi! "Fuck you Britain! I have a walking stick!"

Quaxar said:
Nikola Tesla
This guy is a pretty good candidate too though.
And if we have to go down the militaristic path, then Simo Häyhä is a pretty good candidate. I believe he's been confirmed to be the most deadly sniper ever?

 

teisjm

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If by bad you mean awesome and godly, and ass you mean ass, i'd go for Shakiras ass.
 

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DividedUnity said:
Breadzombie said:
Well let me be the first to post a badass animal:

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I thought that was real until he started spinning :(
OMG IT'S NOT REAL?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW????

Me XD
So.. someone else hasn't said it yet?
Chuck Norris.
 

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Why haven't anyone mentioned "Mad Jack" Churchill yet? THE GUY GOT A CONFIRMED LONGBOW KILL DURING WW2 AMONG OTHER THINGS!
 

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||XIII said:
Mahatma Gandhi! "Fuck you Britain! I have a walking stick!"

Quaxar said:
Nikola Tesla
This guy is a pretty good candidate too though.
And if we have to go down the militaristic path, then Simo Häyhä is a pretty good candidate. I believe he's been confirmed to be the most deadly sniper ever?

That's a pretty goofy photo of him, but your comment still holds true. The guy was insanely tough, determined, and skilled. 500 confirmed sniper kills with an iron-sighted rifle? Action heroes have got nothing on this guy.

He also took a sniper round to the face, but still lived to 90. I mean, damn.
 

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Platoon Sergeant Mitchell Paige: Battle of Guadalcanal

Just someone worth mentioning I think. This is a text I copied from his wiki a long time ago, and his medal of honor citation does not quite highlight the 'badass'

On 25 October Platoon Sergeant Mitchell Paige and 33 marine riflemen emplaced 4 water-cooled .30-caliber Browning machine guns on a ridge to defend Henderson Field. By the time the night was over the Japanese 29th Infantry Regiment had lost 553 killed or missing and 479 wounded among its 2,554 men. The Japanese 16th Regiment's losses were not accounted for but the 164th's burial parties handled 975 Japanese bodies. Total American estimates for Japanese casualties on that ridge were 2,200.
All the men in Mitchell Paige's platoon were either killed or wounded during the night of fierce fighting. Mitchell Paige moved up and down the line placing dead and wounded troops back into foxholes and firing short bursts from each of the four Brownings to deceive the Japanese that a force still held the ridge. Paige was subsequently cited for a Medal of Honor for his actions that night.
 

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bobknowsall said:
That's a pretty goofy photo of him, but your comment still holds true. The guy was insanely tough, determined, and skilled. 500 confirmed sniper kills with an iron-sighted rifle? Action heroes have got nothing on this guy.

He also took a sniper round to the face, but still lived to 90. I mean, damn.
Picked the goofy pick for a reason. You don't have to look tough to be one mean mother fucker!
[small]At least that's what I tell myself ;_;[/small]
 

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None of these people stand up to the baddest of them all.

In a movie:


In real life:


He's a badass EVERYWHERE.