The ballsiest video game character ever?

[sooperg]

i know this is kinda corny but, Grant from the old jurassic park game for sega genesis. the poor guy kills every type of dino featured in jurassic park and still makes it out without anything but a first aid kit. the guy is killing dinos with a fucking cast on his arm!!! nothing more badass than that. as for ball size the award goes to *drum roll* Duke Nukem for his ability not to be scared shitless when people started getting pissed about Duke Nukem forever. speak of the devil, is that game out yet? i stopped caring til now. i don't keep up to date really. anywho. the award for smallest balls goes to our very own NiGHTS! for the fact you could never tell if he had a cameltoe or a mooseknuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as per movies, XXX gets the biggest balls award! for the fact he "stopped thinking cop and started thinking playstation" and then he blew shit up! awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[Daft Phunk]

"Ballsiest" character? The BALL from Pong. /thread

 

[soren7550]

Altair. Hands down, no contest, everyone else can fuck off.
You have to have seriously huge ass ball to do this:

and this:

and then climb up and jump down this:

And he does all this in the twelfth fuckin' century! No special gear. No chance of healing up right if he fucks up. Just his robe, his will and his free fall is all that keeps him from being either an eagle in the sky or a new layer on the ground.

And did I mention that he climbs up 500+ foot structures, jumps off them and attempts to land in a little cart of hay down below?

 

[Insomniaku]

Protagonist of Shadow of Colossus (think about it for a second)

True. Unless he was totally stupid and didn't realize what he was climbing.

"Oh, I'll just get my mountain gear all organized, and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MOUNTAIN GOING."

AHA Yah, no... I don't think so... that would be like Ash from Pokemon... WTF I GOTTA CATCH THAT MOUNTAIN!

 

[Insomniaku]

Altair. Hands down, no contest, everyone else can fuck off.

And he does all this in the twelfth fuckin' century! No special gear. No chance of healing up right if he fucks up. Just his robe, his will and his free fall is all that keeps him from being either an eagle in the sky or a new layer on the ground.

And did I mention that he climbs up 500+ foot structures, jumps off them and attempts to land in a little cart of hay down below?

I want to play Assassin's Creed again now!

 

[Aqualung]

Protagonist of Shadow of Colossus (think about it for a second)

True. Unless he was totally stupid and didn't realize what he was climbing.

"Oh, I'll just get my mountain gear all organized, and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MOUNTAIN GOING."

AHA Yah, no... I don't think so... that would be like Ash from Pokemon... WTF I GOTTA CATCH THAT MOUNTAIN!

BAHAHA. That just gave me the best mental image ever.

Ash: "I think my Pokeballs just dropped."

 

[Insomniaku]

Protagonist of Shadow of Colossus (think about it for a second)

True. Unless he was totally stupid and didn't realize what he was climbing.

"Oh, I'll just get my mountain gear all organized, and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MOUNTAIN GOING."

AHA Yah, no... I don't think so... that would be like Ash from Pokemon... WTF I GOTTA CATCH THAT MOUNTAIN!

BAHAHA. That just gave me the best mental image ever.

Ash: "I think my Pokeballs just dropped."

Giovanni's Master Balls are complete!

 

[Insomniaku]

The absolute hands down, no questions asked, most ballsiest character is QBert

 

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[Aqualung]

Protagonist of Shadow of Colossus (think about it for a second)

True. Unless he was totally stupid and didn't realize what he was climbing.

"Oh, I'll just get my mountain gear all organized, and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MOUNTAIN GOING."

AHA Yah, no... I don't think so... that would be like Ash from Pokemon... WTF I GOTTA CATCH THAT MOUNTAIN!

BAHAHA. That just gave me the best mental image ever.

Ash: "I think my Pokeballs just dropped."

Giovanni's Master Balls are complete!

XD I like you.

 

[Insomniaku]

Protagonist of Shadow of Colossus (think about it for a second)

True. Unless he was totally stupid and didn't realize what he was climbing.

"Oh, I'll just get my mountain gear all organized, and WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MOUNTAIN GOING."

AHA Yah, no... I don't think so... that would be like Ash from Pokemon... WTF I GOTTA CATCH THAT MOUNTAIN!

BAHAHA. That just gave me the best mental image ever.

Ash: "I think my Pokeballs just dropped."

Giovanni's Master Balls are complete!

XD I like you.

 

[Crash486]

Dude... I finally understand why foreigners hate America... because they picture all of us as either Duke Nukems or the fat guys who play video games such as Duke Nukem.

Most badass = The 4 members of Delta Squad (Delta Lead (the PC), Scorch, Fixer, and Sev) in Star Wars: Republic Commando.

They blew up a Trade Fed Core Ship single-handedly. They defended a derelict assault cruiser from hordes of droids and Trandoshans, then blew up a Trade Fed Droid Control ship by reactivating the assualt ship's turret defenses. They spear-headed the invasion of Kashyyyk from Episode III.

'Nuff said.

Dude... how can anyone hate duke nukem? Your theory doesn't make any sense, that's like saying I know why everyone hates sweden, because they're always making chocolate or they're fat people who eat chocolate.

 

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[0thello]

House of the Dead Overkill Isaac Washington "I'm gonna rip your mother ****in' balls off!".

 

[soren7550]

Altair. Hands down, no contest, everyone else can fuck off.
You have to have seriously huge ass ball to do this:
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and this:
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and then climb up and jump down this:
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And he does all this in the twelfth fuckin' century! No special gear. No chance of healing up right if he fucks up. Just his robe, his will and his free fall is all that keeps him from being either an eagle in the sky or a new layer on the ground.

And did I mention that he climbs up 500+ foot structures, jumps off them and attempts to land in a little cart of hay down below?

somewhere bordering on a full 2 centuries before this, we have a guy not only climbing and jumping off a 200 foot structure, but actively fighting it. Complete with jumping inside it to destroy it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv2wL1ljMAI

OK, you seem to forget that Altair HAD NO SORT OF AIDE OF ANY KIND!!! Kratos is aided by magic, some gods/titans/people of greater power/etc., while Altair has no great power, no greater being to aide him and no magic. What Altair does, any regular guy can do if they try hard enough. So Altair, son of mortals, is many times more ballsier than Kratos, the son of a god.