The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned for making fun of my current teetotaling.

Banned because I make fun of everything.

Banned for making fun of my own personal everything! That hurts, man. Hurts my feelings

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for being hurt.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because my battlecruiser shoots, it destroys, but wait! It does more...

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for Billy Mays.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not participating in the drunken orgies aboard my battlecruiser.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because your check didn't clear. I need my money, bro.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being a communist.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not sending someone to get it through force.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I would need the money from that check in order to hire such a person to get said check. In a pickle, you see.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not just selling the Admiral.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for

Spoiler

[sub]That's right I'm stealin' Red's stuff. Whaddya gonna do about it?[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for

Spoiler

[sub]That's right I'm stealin' Red's stuff. Whaddya gonna do about it?[/sub]

Spoiler

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for posting something I can't hope to beat.
[sub]Technoviking counters everything[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because it was a good battle.
*Shakes hands*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because:
"It's not how much you have, it's what you do with them that counts. That's what she said.
She probably didn't, she just laughed."
[sub]TB <3[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for totally being a biscuit. Or tuberculosis, which is far less fun.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for botally being a tiscuit.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I had to read that twice.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because Marines counter everything. TB told me so.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for massing up your mariners.