The Ban game

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not knowing devil ears are supposed to be red.

Banned for (a) calling horns ears, and (b) confusing a troll with the devil.

OT: Banned for stealing Claymorez's Mad Moderator Forum Kit!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for using several reasons in one ban.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for not having a logical reason to ban multiple reasons.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not having the number of bits in the post as a multiple of ten.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for SPILLING YOUR DRINK on me.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for being so close in the first place!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for chasing me down a dark alleyway screaming "SNEAK ATTACK!!!!"

You do know that those don't work if you shout them right?

And...
it wouldn't have worked on me anyway.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for being proud.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for pride.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for Unmitigated Badassery.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for being nice

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I need to let out the fury of reading Blizzard's terrible puns and obvious references, such as "Well, come to the Jungle", "Hello my name is Errgl, the G is silent." etc.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for keeping in your rage, either use it wisely or release it.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for failing to realize that I just did release it.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for not realising that I cannot see him from where I am or read minds through the internet.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not being able to hack people's brains via TCP/IP.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for thinking I would be fucked to do that, I am lazy at heart.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not having "Kusanagi" as last name.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!