*Gives list* Here! And here are a few examples!
1: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream.
22: A refreshing morning begins with a refreshing greeting.
57: Always place a dehumidifier in your room.
58: When I'm humming a tune to myself, you must not speak!
75: Excalibur's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner.
172: Seek harmony seek it thus.
202: The highest class toilet must be prepared.
278: You must never permit carrots in my meals.
349: You must never violate my food preferences.
452: You must attend my daily 5 hour story telling party.
473: You're to always stay 3 steps behind me while walking.
578: A hero shall always convey the truth.
602: Food must be freshly prepared.
667: Always praise Excalibur.
679: I must always have a dehumidifier in my room.
778: Never mail out packages cash-on-delivery.
998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery.
Follow this list and you be allowed to wield my power!
When Wielding me you get three abilities: growing wings of light that allow you to fly; moving at the speed of light; and slashing everything with gigantic explosions of golden fire!