The Ban game

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not escaping fast enough!

Banned because I'm in a car!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Banned because I am in a band.

 

[ringwraiths48]

Banned one time at band camp.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for even uttering that phrase.

 

[ringwraiths48]

Banned because i didn't utter it, i typed it.

 

[XJ-0461]

Banned for using technicalities.

 

[ringwraiths48]

Banned for going gonzo.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for going probation.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for getting Smugleaf suspended.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for keeping his front door unlocked.

*dashes out* FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

*lasso's heart of darkness and drags him back inside*

*cuts the rope, steals a car, and drives away*

FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

OT: Banned for trying to thwart my escapades!

*suddenly appears in the back seat of his car, reaches forward, tears off the steering wheel, slices all the seatbelts to pieces, super-glues the throttle down, cuts the brake lines, cements the doors shut, then teleports back to his house*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for keeping his front door unlocked.

*dashes out* FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

*lasso's heart of darkness and drags him back inside*

*cuts the rope, steals a car, and drives away*

FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

OT: Banned for trying to thwart my escapades!

*suddenly appears in the back seat of his car, reaches forward, tears off the steering wheel, slices all the seatbelts to pieces, super-glues the throttle down, cuts the brake lines, cements the doors shut, then teleports back to his house*

*ejects the driver's seat through the skylight and safely parachutes to Canada*

FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

OT: Banned for not banning anybody, and banned for trying to interfere with my FREEE[sub]EEEED[sub]DDDDDDDOO[sub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for bbcode abuse. But I guess I might have to un-ban you, since that does look kinda cool.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because of copypasta BBCode.

Spoiler: BBC...ode

FREEE[s[i][/i]ub]EEEED[s[i][/i]ub]DDDDDDDOO[s[i][/i]ub]OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for copying pasta. See fig. 1

Spoiler: Fig. 1

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for allowing me to copy pasta. See Fig. 2.

Spoiler: Fig. 2

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for fig. 3

Spoiler: Fig. 3

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned before this thread turns into copypasta salad.

Spoiler: Fig. 4

OSHI--

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I'm changing the subject.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for changing the subject.

 

[ringwraiths48]

Banned for changing the subject.

Edit: Banned for nijaing me and using the same thing i said.