The Ban game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for slapping the Man with the Sac!

[sub]He has goodies in his rucksack but now you'll never get one.[/sub]

 

[Spoonius]

Banned for indecency.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for having a dirty mind.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for wearing clean underpants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for assuming that.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate Escapist HQ and bring me their most important server. Do you accept this mission?

Spoiler: Yes

Banned for stealing things.

Spoiler: No

Banned for refusing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for giving me the illusion of choice.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for both accepting and declining the mission.

 

[havass]

Banned for thinking up that mission.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for trying to steal confidential secrets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for sinking battleships... and whales.

[sub]That's Neonbob's job [/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because Neonbob doesn't post here, so someone has to do it.

*hands over nuclear harpoon* It's your job now.

 

[havass]

Banned for illegal weapons trade.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for not supporting weapons trade.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for supporting Limewire.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for accusing me of P2P.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for being truthfully accused in the context of Opposite Day.

 

[havass]

Unbanned because it's Opposite Day.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for attempting to take part in such a holiday.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned as a result of Insane Troll Logic.