The Ban game

[havass]

Banned for not carrying a cane.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not giving me cane.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for having too much carpet.

 

[havass]

Banned for being a troll. Shoo!

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for not paying the troll's toll.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for feeding into the troll's extortion racket.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for constantly using extortion.

 

[Spoonius]

Banned for condemning extortion.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because trolls got to gets paid, sons.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for not finding a better way of making money.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for passing legislation that makes this the only way for trolls to make money.

Racist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for blaming me for what the politicians did, I'm not even a law student. I have never written a law like that, and I know I didn't vote for such a bill.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because he didn't vote against it, either. Your choice to become uninvolved in this issue has led to this repression of my peeps.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for declaring independence and starting you own trollnet.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because I called it the Introllnet, silly.

 

[Spoonius]

Banned for being a TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

Or in this case, the basement.

 

[Sakeretsu]

Banned for the australian beer publicity.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for being a TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

Or in this case, the basement.

Banned because he thought I'd like to know.

OT: Banned for not being Professor Quirrel.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for continuing the reference.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for claiming to be "Trollier Than Thou". How much more pompous can one get?

EDIT:

Banned for being a dirty ninja.