steeple said:
Rex Dark said:
steeple said:
Rex Dark said:
steeple said:
Rex Dark said:
steeple said:
Rex Dark said:
steeple said:
Rex Dark said:
steeple said:
banned because I feel compelled to let the truth be known:
that our dear mr. Rex here is, in fact, not Evil at all, but in fact an advocate of the ways of the pony!
Banned for... Yes, keep believing that. It will be more of a surprise that way.
banned because I shall, and it wont be surprise at all, because it wont happen!
Banned because... Do you even know what "it" is?
banned because I do not know, but I do know it will involve microchips and the dutch, so that's good enough for me
Banned because... What? That's the wrong "it"! I also decided to replace the "it" that involves the dutch with something that involves water rising because of global warming and patience.
But that's not the "it" that's gonna be the surprise for you.
banned because of course that's not
the it, or even
the surprise...
but every word said, yes even these, have been carefully calculated to lead you to believe the surprise I'm ready for is the wrong one...
for you see, I have an inside man...
Banned because to have an inside man would imply there's an organisation.
Inside men are not applicable here.
banned because of course, you work alone...
or at least you think you do...
Banned because... Of course I don't work alone...
I work together with my victims.
I provide surprises and they suffer.
banned because either your victims are really stupid, or you just offer a great dental plan...
but nevertheless, I am certain your so called "victims" only suffer from an overdose of cuteness and kindness... and morphine, but mostly cuteness and kindness!
Banned because...
1) Well, I creaed my victims myself so...
And yes, right now is one of those periods of kindness wjich I mentioned...
It's nearing its peak though...
After the peak of kindness, the suffering will rise.
That'll take a while though...
2) In fact you might be dead by then, you mortals live so awefully short...
Don't worry, you'll get your suffering when you arrive in the realms of the dead.
3) There's no need for those periods of kindness I mentioned there...
Well, except for those who did't get their period of kindness in the realms of the living...