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Better Red than Dead
Aug 5, 2009
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Banned because I've seen worse too, I just...

[sub]Ugh... Thanks brony fandom. Need some brain bleach now. Why can't people just leave characters alone and innocent and oh right, internet. Dammit...[/sub]
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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banned because of super tofu boy!

also, because I wont let it down:

Rex Dark said:
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banned because I feel compelled to let the truth be known:

that our dear mr. Rex here is, in fact, not Evil at all, but in fact an advocate of the ways of the pony!
Banned for... Yes, keep believing that. It will be more of a surprise that way.
banned because I shall, and it wont be surprise at all, because it wont happen!
Banned because... Do you even know what "it" is?
banned because I do not know, but I do know it will involve microchips and the dutch, so that's good enough for me
Banned because... What? That's the wrong "it"! I also decided to replace the "it" that involves the dutch with something that involves water rising because of global warming and patience.
But that's not the "it" that's gonna be the surprise for you.
banned because of course that's not the it, or even the surprise...
but every word said, yes even these, have been carefully calculated to lead you to believe the surprise I'm ready for is the wrong one...

for you see, I have an inside man...
Banned because to have an inside man would imply there's an organisation.
Inside men are not applicable here.
banned because of course, you work alone...

or at least you think you do...
Banned because... Of course I don't work alone...
I work together with my victims.
I provide surprises and they suffer.
banned because either your victims are really stupid, or you just offer a great dental plan...

but nevertheless, I am certain your so called "victims" only suffer from an overdose of cuteness and kindness... and morphine, but mostly cuteness and kindness!
Banned because... 1) Well, I creaed my victims myself so...
And yes, right now is one of those periods of kindness wjich I mentioned...
It's nearing its peak though...
After the peak of kindness, the suffering will rise.
That'll take a while though...
2) In fact you might be dead by then, you mortals live so awefully short...
Don't worry, you'll get your suffering when you arrive in the realms of the dead.
3) There's no need for those periods of kindness I mentioned there...
Well, except for those who did't get their period of kindness in the realms of the living...
1) I call bullshit. you are not the FSM, and if you were, then Evil/evil/eVil/nancy would not have been a possibility for you.
2) then your plan is to give some mortals suffering for the most of their life (because the time periods are longer the mortal life)?
3) why? there's no reason not showing kindness in the afterlife, if you want to give the maximum amount of hellish-torture...
unless you do not actually want that, because infact you really are just a cute and kind pony-man...

yeah, that's probably it, and there's no use denying it!