Banned because...
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see,I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me.You can keep your bowlers black,Your top hats sleek and tall,For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can top them all.There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see,So try me on and I will tell youWhere you ought to be.You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you've a steady mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For I'm a Thinking Cap!
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, But don't judge on what you see,I'll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me.You can keep your bowlers black,Your top hats sleek and tall,For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can top them all.There's nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can't see,So try me on and I will tell youWhere you ought to be.You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart;You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil;Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you've a steady mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind;Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.So put me on! Don't be afraid! And don't get in a flap! You're in safe hands (though I have none) For I'm a Thinking Cap!
