The Ban game

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Banned for not giving his consent beforehand

 

[havass]

Banned for stealing his consent then claiming he didn't give it to him.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for confusing me...

 

[mParadox]

Banned for being a victim of the confuse ray.

 

[havass]

Banned for attempting to disrupt the effects of my confuse ray.
[sub]He wasn't supposed to know it was a confuse ray![/sub]

 

[Spoonius]

Banned for possessing a confuse ray.

 

[havass]

Banned for possessing a ticket to the Spiderman musical.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for producing the Spiderman musical.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for...
Wait, NOOOOO not the spiderman musical!

*melts*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for melting.

Someone get me a mop. And a bucket. A big one.

 

[havass]

Banned for thinking a bucket would be enough.
*Hands over spade* Dig a hole.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for "How do you expect me to move this liquefied corpse from the concrete to the soil? MAGIC?!"

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for not thinking to hire me to move the liquefied corpse.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for doing an expected shitty job.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for lying. *mutters spell, removing the corpse.*

You now owe me $75. Pay up.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because you moved the corpse onto me.

You owe me $75 for dry-cleaning and a shower.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, destroying the corpse and cleaning HoD.*

Banned for not paying my fee.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because I never hired you in the first place. Anything you did here you did of your own volition, and it'll be counted as charity.

Thank you for your donation, you will receive your tax break information in the mail.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned because you DID hire me. *shows HoD the contract*

YOU HIRED ME! NOW PAY UP!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because that signature clearly says "Hoort of Dorkness." Whoever you hired to forge my name clearly ripped you off.