The Ban game

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for protesting against censored ships.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Double ban time...
mParadox is banned for protesting against MY free speech for objecting to someone spreading lies and misinformation about me.

Heart of Darkness is banned for trying to censor mParadox.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for thinking he has the authority to ban two users at once.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for questioning my authority!

 

[Benn_Walden]

Banned for assuming authority.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for having a username that begins with a word that rhymes with "Ban" (sort of)... and for having a Voldemort wannabe as an avatar.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for trying to be a Na'vi and failing miserably.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for being a part time troll.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being a fulltime spammer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Time for another double-ban!

Heart of Darkness was banned for perpuating the belief that I am a Na'vi or a smurf.

Scde 2 is banned for more or less STARTING this misconception, you'll be hearing from... damn it... Legal Smurf... yeah... he was the only lawyer I could afford on such short notice...

EDIT:
Make that a triple...
The above user was banned for ninja'ing me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for making ban limits up.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Bannd for laying made-up bannable offenses down.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for being a hypocrite.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Banned for not explaining that.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for needing an explanation written out in a haiku.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for many things,
But has never once before
Been banned in haiku.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for crappy haiku.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for being a bigger troll than the troll.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for having a goofy looking avatar.