The Ban game

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for, "um, sign here please?"

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*once signed*

Banned for accepting this package.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for assuming that I'd sign a suspicious package.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because you don't sign the package, you sigh for the package on my nifty electronic clipboard!

 

[mParadox]

Banned for not having a shiny clipboard.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Banned for being five hours ahead of me!

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for changing the subject from clipboards to timezones!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Banned for having exactly 3111 posts at the time this was posted.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for keeping track of things!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for getting off-track!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Banned for shouting!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for also using an exclamation mark to punctuate the end of your sentence.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not using shout-poles!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for attempting to create a new term.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for suppressing creativity.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

BANNED FOR NOT ACCEPTING THE TERMS OF MY SOCIETY YOU RACIST WASTE CHUTE.

EDIT: Banned for being the ninja to my troll!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for caps-lock

EDIT: Banned for then changing what I could ban you for.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for being the captain of the short ninja bus!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Banned for talking about ninjas, where pirates are clearly superior!

 

[scorptatious]

Banned because ninjas don't get scurvy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for bringing up old debates!