The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for playing JRPGs.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Banned because my love of jrpgs is that great

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for narrow minded choice of game genres.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Banned for thinking that they ARE.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for having permanent brain damage after a few to many Spinzaku kicks to the head.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Banned for looking at me funny. Wipe that smirk off your face.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not letting me eat.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not spinning fast enough.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Banned for causing me to shove Richard Nixon up my own butt. (I realize that my avatar was a big spiky, wheel at the time of your post. I'm not entirely sure that's any better.)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because Nixon was eaten by zombies.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for failing rule 34c: If there's no porn of it's your duty to make some.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Banned for knowing any of the pathetic "Rules of the Internet".

(Stupid internet "culture"..)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for calling the pile of steaming junk and nuclear fallout "culture"