The Ban game

[Scde2]

Banned for filling up his hearts.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I have done nothing of the sort.

 

[Scde2]

Banned because his denial obviously proved he did it.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I have done nothing of the sort!

 

[Scde2]

Banned for not coming clean about it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for covering everything in Pine-Sol.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for producing Pine-Sol's successbor brand, Barbashave.

 

[Scde2]

Banned because it is a bright cold day in April.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because of the thick fog that covered Florida this morning? How thick was it? I could look at the sun and not have my corneas burned off.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for alligators.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for alligators, venomous snakes, and lizards.

The lizards have Gatling guns.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for being disgusting.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because the Baseless Assumption thread this is not.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Banned for having their post eaten.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for Cthulhubob.

 

[Rosette]

Banned for thinking I wouldn't come back.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for "Who the hell are you?"

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for not talking nice to a lady!

 

[The Clown]

Banned for being a lady.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for not talking to a nice lamppost.