The Ban game

[Scde2]

Banned for saying Candlejack, which accor

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for trying to start this up again.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But I have said that YOU moved YOUR House in front of my barge. Or are those wheels on your house purely for decoration?

Besides, how can I have hit your house without any water around it? Clearly you would have had to move your house from out of the middle of Nowhere to the middle of nowhere...on a body of water! You wanted your house to be struck by my barge!

Banned for perjury.

My house doesn't have wheels.
I think you have the wrong address.

Go away.

OT:
Banned for trying to irritate Scde2. That's MY job!!!!!

 

[The Clown]

banned for giving up on our super fight.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

My house doesn't have wheels.
I think you have the wrong address.

Go away.

Well, I definitely crashed into a house with wheels, so either you're a lawsuit troll, honestly mistaken, or removed the wheels from your house after the crash.

Either way, banned for dragging me to court for no reason.

EDIT: Damn clown. Banned for lying about his class! He really is The Ninja!

 

[TheDoctor455]

My house doesn't have wheels.
I think you have the wrong address.

Go away.

Well, I definitely crashed into a house with wheels, so either you're a lawsuit troll, honestly mistaken, or removed the wheels from your house after the crash.

Either way, banned for dragging me to court for no reason.

EDIT: Damn clown. Banned for lying about his class! He really is The Ninja!

Banned for blaming me for the damages to your stupid barge (why is it on land in the first place?), and for trying to argue with the Clown... you know what happens when you do that...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for trying to insinuate that I started this whole case of property damage! No! Bad court troll!

Also banned for creepy empty threats.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for insinuating that my statements regarding the clown were an empty threat.
They weren't even a warning, simply a statement of fact.

Also banned for denying your duplicity in all of that mess.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for not telling me which of the several meanings of "class" you mean.

EDIT: F-ing time lord ninja

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for thinking I didn't mean the RPG definition of class.

@TheDoctor: Banned for being a conspiracy theorist.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for accusing me of being a conspiracy theorist. I made a FAKE conspiracy website to make fun of those idiots.

 

[The Clown]

Which RPG class was I?

OT: banned for not informing me of what you intend to make me do to Heart of Darkness

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for saying that his class was The Clown and not The Ninja.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for ignoring all of my telepathic emails.

EDIT:
Banned for ninja-hypocrisy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for thinking that there's such a thing a ninja-hypocrisy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for obviously not looking in the right dictionary.

 

[The Clown]

Banned for still not telling me what his evil schemes are

 

[TheDoctor455]

Banned for obviously not checking your telepathic email.
I sent the instructions to you telepathically, and they should be activating... now.
(whatever horrible, sadistic, and funny thing you can think of to do to Heart of Darkness is what the instructions TOLD you to do)

 

[The Clown]

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi, I am ready

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not being able to find me, except through a series of geography-related puzzles.

*goes all Carmen Sandiego and flees for some random location on the globe*