The Ban game

[GodofDisaster]

Banned for making me read all that. (Although I didn't have to, but still banned, banned, Banned!)

 

[zombiesinc]

Banned because you can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honour, code, loyalty - we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Banned 'cause copy 'n paste is your friend!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for putting pie in my dog.

 

[zombiesinc]

Banned because shu'p! No way I'm typing all that <.<

I dun care for your excuses.

Banned for excessive laziness!

 

[mParadox]

Spoiler: Soul time!

 

[PixelKing]

Banned for continuing without me when i watched the mikey save the world live feed.

 

[mParadox]

Spoiler: Lol wut?

 

[zombiesinc]

Banned for having expectations of standards.

Banned for hoping I wouldn't, when I always will, and unrealistically so.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being my friend who had another name once upon a time.

Banned for abusing your mod powers in order to ninja me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for ostrich eggs in Antarctica.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being the greatest threat to the modern world in civilized history.

 

[zombiesinc]

Banned because I'm going to go do something else now.

Banned 'cause I figured that out when you ditched on Steam.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for blocking my war pandas from getting to the zeppelins.

[sup]Get out of the road![/sup]

 

[mParadox]

Spoiler: Is everyone leaving?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned because I'm not leaving until this thread gets locked or deleted for some reason!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for not giving everyone donuts to keep them here.