The Ban game

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for your false worship of the Prince of Pleasure.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for not making sense...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because you should go read the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for having the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Boner.
(that's the name of a poster on Something Awful, btw)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for posting here with increasing frequency.

Edit: Ninja'd but the same can apply to him.

 

[MrJKapowey]

UNbanned because I need to go and do something else but can't tear myself away from Escapist forums.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not buying me 25 crisis suits.
Guess which army I play.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Tau?

Unbanned because my army is actually Imperial Renegades. But NOT Chaos renegades. They're kinda with the Tau and preach freedom of speech and religion. But shoot Chaos worshippers.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for breaking the rules.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for being our strong and faithful leader...

And for having an awesome name to boot!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

UNbanned for the greater good then.
Want some S5 AP5 guns? I've got a couple of metric tonnes of them.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned to cover up that I'm not paying attention.

E: Yes I did just ban myself. HA!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned until you tell me what the S5AP5 guns are!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for making me list;
Pulse rifle
Pulse carbine
Burst Cannon

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for buying into what "The Man" wants...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being "The Man".

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for being 'the bomb'.

 

[mParadox]

Banned for WTF?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned for not being an anti-war hippy (from cold war era).