The Ban game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You know what because you know why.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for most incredibly vague statement of the century.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for not knowing who I am or why I'm banning you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for being Dr. Seuss.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for knowing why the cuckoo bird coos!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for being a koala.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for being Dr. Seuss.

Banned for huh?

DOUBLE BAN!

Banned for species recognition failure.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for expecting any kind of sense out of me.

[sup]*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for turning against me too soon.

[sub]You're supposed to wait until I'm a threat!

*PICKEREL-SMASH*[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for starting a fish duel.

[sup]Trout-katana, go![/sup]

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because (Yes I know this has already been said) You're doing it wrong.

Spoiler: This is how ya do it!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for starting a fish duel.

[sup]Trout-katana, go![/sup]

Banned for training me too well!

[sub]This Salmon-rapier was forged out of the stinkiest dead fish who ever lived. You stand no chance.

*thrust*[/sub]

EDIT: BANNED FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE GREATEST FISH DUEL OF THE 21st CENTURY!

*Super Salmon-slap*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for not keeping his eye on the birdie.

[sup]*trout-slash*[/sup]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

~Hear ye! Hear ye! Lady Star wishes to make a proclamation!~

Banned because I proclaim it so!

So I have said it, so it shall be done!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Banned for underestimating me.

[sub]*Salmon-block, Salmon-swipe*[/sub]

And now for you my former Master!

[sub]*Salmon-rush*[/sub]

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for slapping your queen with a salmon! Banished! Banished I say!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banished for not anticipating an uprising of the peasants.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned for a proclamation of war! Guards! Take him away! Rally the troops! Quell the commoners! Slay all who resist!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Banned because that reaction was most unwise. Now the world sees you as a tyrant and the CIA is supplying the peasants with Stingers.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Banned for not noticing that the guards have all been distracted by puppies.