The Ban game

[scorptatious]

Banned because you're

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Banned for finally delivering more packages.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because you haven't acted like this to me today.

Spoiler

Banned because neither have you...

 

[Eumersian]

Hey girl, I got a pink doggie for you. And it is not little.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

*Punches Eum in the flub* No! Bad boy! *Picks up guitar and repeatedly beats Eum to death with it... Aiming for his flub each time*

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because it's OK to say "penis" on the internet. We're all adults here.

 

[scorptatious]

Banned for assuming I'm an adult. (Which I technically am.)

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for also being afraid to say "penis" on the internet.

 

[Scde2]

Banned for PENIS PENIS PENIS.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being obsessed with male genitalia.

 

[Nikki Fallingstar]

Banned because I don't use such words...

I am a lady...

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because I don't use such words...

I am a lady...

Banned for trying to be proper when I know that, deep down, your are a beast in the sack.

C'mon. You taught me about female orgasms yesterday.

 

[Dango]

Banned for lack and/or presence of salad.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because lettuce makes me happy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for punching my salad.

 

[Dango]

Banned for being salad-friendly.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being saladistic.

 

[Dango]

Banned for wordplay more clever than my own.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because

Spoiler: IT'S PUN TIME AGAIN!!!1

 

[Dango]

Banned because as hard as I try I can't come up with a pun as a response to that.