The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for thinking you can out-drink the Admiral.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because I know I can outdrink you.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Pfft. Yeah right.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for making inadvisable challenges. Your liver hates you.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I have a liver?

 

[Eumersian]

Yes. You need it to live.

Notice how you can't spell "liver" without "live".

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bah. I'll just substitute it with coffee.

 

[Eumersian]

Bah. Die then. See if I care.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I only have to survive until cybernetics are developed.
I want my cybernetic liver now.

 

[Eumersian]

Isn't it odd how the liver is one of the few organs that we haven't been able to replicate or compensate for comfortably? It's so fucking complex and shit.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You know what I want the most?

Two hearts.

 

[Eumersian]

I don't think you have room. Unless you get really fat. I'm sure the surgeons could rig something up.

I also always wondered what the hell Timelords need two hearts for.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I suppose they are individually smaller.
And I read a few years back about synthetic lungs made up from some plastic fibers that were almost 3 times as effective per volume.
So if I replaced my lungs with synthetic ones, I could have them take up less space, yet still be more effective, thus leaving room for an extra heart.

[sub]Is it odd that I've thought about this a lot?[/sub]

 

[Eumersian]

Yes. That's pretty fucked up. Also, a pair of synthetic lungs are probably really expensive.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well, while we're on the topic of odd;
I guess you could say it's an interest of mine, cybernetics.

Sorta comes with the recurring dreams I've been having for just about a decade now.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned because i feel like it

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for smelling like hazel nuts.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Banned for smelling his hazel nuts.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for using Eum's jokes.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned for not playing men of war