The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because stories of drunken mishaps are often entertaining.

She did wonder what the hell I was doing in her shower....

But I don't do much heavy drinking, only actually ever had two 'drunken mishaps' as you call it.

It was almost as bad as when I woke up in the shower. Not my own shower at that.

...really???

Yes really.

 

[Eumersian]

I heard of a guy who got hammered one night and walked back to his dorm room. He immediately went up to the wall and took a really long piss. He then went to the bathroom to wash his hands, came back, and collapsed into bed.

Needless to say, his roommate was pissed when he found out what he had to clean up.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

@the Cow: Just you two then? x3

And not remembering is not a good sign.
[sub]Granted, I don't remember anything after, but that's a different story.[/sub]

It was almost as bad as when I woke up in the shower. Not my own shower at that.

You win... You Europeans always win....

[sub]Yup, just her.[/sub]

[sub][sub]I should probably get off the internet now.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You win... You Europeans always win....

Couldn't have said it better myself.
I am from the same country as Absolut Vodka after all.

[sub]Yup, just her.[/sub]

That means what I think it does?
[sub][sub]Just tell me if I start to get to curious.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I heard of a guy who got hammered one night and walked back to his dorm room. He immediately went up to the wall and took a really long piss. He then went to the bathroom to wash his hands, came back, and collapsed into bed.

Needless to say, his roommate was pissed when he found out what he had to clean up.

I've heard about someone who got drunk in Sweden, and woke up in London.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

You win... You Europeans always win....

Couldn't have said it better myself.
I am from the same country as Absolut Vodka after all.

Good stuff, Absolut. I just have Bols right now though.

[sub]Yup, just her.[/sub]

That means what I think it does?
[sub][sub]Just tell me if I start to get to curious.[/sub][/sub]

My life isn't broadcast on the internet all the time you know ;D

[sub]She's back from her smoke. Talk to you later.[/sub]

I heard of a guy who got hammered one night and walked back to his dorm room. He immediately went up to the wall and took a really long piss. He then went to the bathroom to wash his hands, came back, and collapsed into bed.

Needless to say, his roommate was pissed when he found out what he had to clean up.

I've heard about someone who got drunk in Sweden, and woke up in London.

Crazy.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

My life isn't broadcast on the internet all the time you know ;D

[sub]She's back from her smoke. Talk to you later.[/sub]

Just don't go sex her up completely smashed on whiskey.

Crazy.

And it gets worse. He was gone for a week. He had to get a temp job to earn enough money to get back.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because vengeance is a cruel mistress.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned because revenge is a *****

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for drinking petrol.

[sub]Diesel clearly tastes better.[/sub]

 

[cryogeist]

Banned for thinking that

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I speak from personal experience here.
...

Don't ask.

 

[cryogeist]

...>_>
_>
<_<
whhyyyy

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Don't ask, I said.

 

[cryogeist]

....ok

 

[Urgh76]

Banned for a one word reply

 

[cryogeist]

Yeah! what he said